I stabbed ur grandma because dat bitch stole my taco

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  1. Finchwizard

    Finchwizard Don Apple

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    Very interesting title, I knew it would get your attention.

    Saw this, thought it would get some good laughs.

     
  2. j.rhy@n

    j.rhy@n Ancient Guru

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    I killed a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs !!!

    wtf :) If I had boobs I would play with them all day !!!
     
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    anticitizen013 Ancient Guru

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    I needed a whore because I'm a pimp and youre jealous.

    Garharhar!
     
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    AlecRyben Ancient Guru

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    "I Banged my crush because I've got abs"

    I'll be damned, this sh!t really works! :D
     

  5. garylouden

    garylouden Maha Guru

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    I needed Paris Hilton because im a god in bed


    works pritty well ><
     
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    Bravo Master Guru

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    "i stabbed a jew because im a pimp and you're jealous" hahahaha
     
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    kwak Ancient Guru

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    i cuddled with your dealer because the lil people told me to

    wtf?
     
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    Jeremy Ancient Guru

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    "I needed a tooth pick because I am a pimp and you are jelous"

    wtf.
     
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    WLADYC Master Guru

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    'I punched my lover because I love marijuana'

    LoL
     
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    Food Banned

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    I smoked a homo because i have a noodle in my nose

    :D
     

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    Recrofne Ancient Guru

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    I needed an orange because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

    The funny thing is I'm actually eating an orange at the moment of posting this.
     
  12. morbias

    morbias Don TazeMeBro Staff Member

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    I killed a french fry because I have AMAZING boobs


    at least, that's what I'll tell them in court.
     
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    Estima8tor Ancient Guru

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    I smoked a tooth pick because I love marijuana?

    Hmmmm.... :givebeer:
     
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    Armoured Ancient Guru

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  15. d_mouse

    d_mouse Maha Guru

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    i banged your dealer because i'm a pimp and your jealous
     

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    W@w@Y Ancient Guru

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    I Banged a jar of honey because my moma made me
     
  17. Waylander

    Waylander Master Guru

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    I stabbed a ninja turtle because I like Marajuana :D:D

    Although given our different date format, we would have 'a ninja turtle I stabbed because.....' :D:D which rather surreally makes sense as well...
     
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    I needed a bowl of cereal because dat bitch stole my taco.

    Mental!
     
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    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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    i run naked with your grandma because i love marijuana :p
     
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    mb Ancient Guru

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    I stabbed a jew because I love marijuana.
     

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