I had the most satisfying crap of my life late last night.

It was a perfect turd, solid, aerodynamic, and broke off perfectly. The only bad thing about this is my toilet can barely flush this kind of load. Thankfully it did and I can rest easily tonight.

 

Are you having some sort of midlife crisis?

 

I think the entirety of the forums is having a mid life crisis/mental breakdown.

 

When you're 40 you learn to appreciate your bowl movements.

 

Should have kept more fit in your younger years then

 

If I could time travel I would man.

 

The problem with freedom of speech is that sometimes, someone will take it to extreme.
Don't get me wrong, but I want this thread removed.
Why? Simple, if this trend continues, what's next.
We have to realise that what's on the internet, can be read my anyone.
Imagine a scenario:
-Boss, there is a new vulnerability about this CPU, we need to buy X and Y.
-Well, allright, but do you have any proof or something?
- Yeah, there is a thread on Guru3D, a very knowledgeable forum!
-Opens the forum and there this thread, so much for a very respected and academic way of presenting an information, amongst threads like this one.

I'll use my freedom of speech,:
Let's keep this forum as HH intended to. This IS NOT Facebook, Twitter or any other platforms where people post what they are and what adventure they had relieved themselves.
Don't like my opinion? Too bad, I don't like either this trend, and it has to stop somewhere.
@jbscotchman , please use /r/BowelsofReddit, you can explain there every detail about your adventures.

 

Just having fun dude.

You are most welcome to join.

Or you could just ignore it.

If you get offended, it's your fault that you cannot control your emotions.

And by the way, this is the pub.

Chill.

 

There is a difference between having fun, or being made fun of.
Why lower your level?
This is funny?
Funny, I think not.
@Hilbert Hagedoorn, is this trend a thing now, or I am missing something?

 

I suggest you take your tampons and go somewhere else.

 

I am deeply offended that you are offended and I demand you remove your post.

See, that's what you sound like.

Seriously dude, step off and let us have fun.

Sheesh.

 

Ahh .. don’t you love it when it all goes down smoothly and you leave the bathroom feeling lighter, with satisfaction, joy, and a brighter outlook on life in general? Yeah, you do!