... then he takes his phone and posts a photo of his best work so far on Facebook. +1 for creativity, +2 for effectiveness, -999 for Microsoft
One for @airbud7 (sorry, can't link videos outside the youtube realms): Code: https://johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/hdgifs/Its+not+worth+it+bro_e0a01b_6740035.mp4
I am not IT specialist, I am simple programmer, but I remember that I got a side business in Win9x times - helping people at their home PCs to configure and optimize (switching to QEMM memory manager - the only tweak I vaguely remember now). One case I still remember, because I was puzzled and amazed: I fixed sound card by installing Win3.1 drivers instead of not working Win9x ones.
Just received a spam from Pinterest titled "Body motivation": Spoiler In a hurry to share with those of you who needs such motivation...
In case of BSOD press, turn and hold left nip, right nip and crotch together. Release when you hear a sound. You'll notice a successful reset ... trust me! But you know what they say: Don't reset too often or you will break the computer (or your nose). PRO tips: The next time use "11111-OEM-1111111-11111" as a key, it unlocks Money95, which results in her behaviour changing to never spend more than 95 bucks. If she always complains about you either disable her soundcard or uninstall WORD. If you need her doing a job she isn't prepared to install EXCEL. If you can't get into her underwear install ACCESS. And if you cannot find her special POI between her legs so often just install POWERPOINT to easily find it. A gang_bang is typically done by installing SHAREPOINT before the action takes place. If you do not want to share her put her into your domain. If you don't like her bewbs try FORMAT, same goes with her body. And if she ever grows a dang totally unexpected, use DELTREE to remove it immediately. Wanna see her nu_de? Use "ATTRIB +H *CLOTHING*" OH COME ON! I could go on and on and on about this ... EDIT: Safety notice: Do NOT try the reset with your real wife or girlfriend! You have been warned! EDIT2: Some "standing ovations" expected.
That reminds me: my ex-gf asked me to talk dirty to her. I said I haven't changed my socks in a week.
She: Oh honey, whisper something dirty into my ear, you naughty naughty boy you! He: Kitchen, bathroom, living room, garage ...
"You could have told me I should pull those beads out SLOWLY!" Peter, 24, has just started his girlfriend like a chainsaw ...
