I've woken up in the morning in the same situation a few times after going too hard at the pub the night before back in my heyday.
And DOOM keeps being ported to everything. https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1302820676114345986 EDIT: Ah it's modified a bit. Still makes fun a little prank and surprise though. ...Do fever thermometers have decent audio output these days apropos nothing at all. "Do de do de do de." Hmm.
Seen them before but it'll always be a bit disturbing how there's clear transparent "waste" bags. And because curiosity is a dangerous thing. http://totallyabsurd.com/bumperdumper.htm ...The "Bumper Dumper" has a patent. EDIT: That's patented? http://totallyabsurd.com/imaginaryfriend.htm Wonder if it also comes in Fierce Firefighter and not just Cool Cop.