Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by StewieTech, Sep 3, 2018.
Have another for luck
Here have more
You too? Argh, fine, here, don't spend it all at once.
Though I could swear I've seen you before...
I should win the nobel prize in peace for this one...just saying....
Got you to 500
Yeah man i got a trophy and sh*t. Should i make a speech or something?
Yeah! Speech! Speech! (imagine large crowd cheering)
Look at jaggerwild`s user pic and choose (wisely) which hand he should raise.
StewieTech, may be even song?
Nah must be someone else
Skirts are great teaser's, but butts are better.
Also Hilbert, at this point you might as well make this the official spam thread.
It's really quite unfortunate that this poor woman fractured both of her knees.
I do this every morning
Yeah or the horny geeks' thread!
Now where's the missus...
It was for a good cause though.
As promised, nude pics!
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
@Clawedge Disgusting........... I like it
OK guys, I have to be honest. With all the likes I am giving out, I feel like I am giving hand jobs and blow jobs to everyone passing by.
My hands are tired, and I think I better head to the hospital to get all this jizz pumped out of my stomach.
Then DO IT! Record an audio file to tell us something, upload it and link it here. Could you please start with "Nobody has the intention to build a wall!" like Walter Ulbricht in 1961?
Whoa, EASY MAN! Posting naked pics on the forum! Weren't you able to at least CENSOR it a bit?! I mean, look at all this naked ... stuff ... completely undressed! That's a NO-GO mate! And your "NOT SAFE FOR WORK!" does exactly the opposite of what you wanted to get: It animates poor, h0rny IT guys like .... eeeem .... me ..... I mean NOT me but others .... you know? .... to enlarge ... I mean ... EXPAND the spoiler. Do you know how difficult it is for a German to learn the difference between ENLARGE and EXPAND? This is not even NSFH!!! (Not Safe For Holidays)
They could take our jooooooooobs because of this!
(WARNING!: This post contains a lot of humor, sarkasm and whatever you may read out of it. Do NOT read it twice or even more often, as this could lead to side effects known as "understanding humor" which obviously nobody wants to have! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!)
EDIT: Shouldn't we better talk about women hair? Look how this guy helps his girlfriend to do them, how awesome!!!!:
I think it will be a pony tail. Or at least a tail of some sort is involved I heard.