Funny quotes, clever insults

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  1. XP-200

    XP-200 Ancient Guru

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    What's it like to be father and brother to the same girl?

    Best one i heard was a dinner time in the railway bothy, was one of the older guys bragging about how he killed three enemy soldiers during service in the suez crisis, and as quick as a flash the funny guy of the squad came back with "yeah, they slipped and broke their neck's on your diahorrea are you ran away.......i can tell you that almost ended in a massive fight in the bothy.....but i still get a good chuckle remembering it all these years later. lol
     
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    Tooth brushes were invented in West Virginia, if they were invented anywhere else they would be called teeth brushes.
     
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