Free steam games - tell a joke to win

Agreed. The jokes by Anubis were great, made me laugh hard at work the other day.

 

That rings a bell where did i hear that Joke before.....I think it was in the movie Friday the 13th Part II.

 

Two guys in a motorbike.
The one in the middle falls.


ok its finished but we xD, i had to do that ****ing bad joke haha.

 

Yay, thanks
But I'm willing to give away my prize to someone who needs, or wants it more then me I did it just for the lulz tbh

 

nah he just trolling look at his post in other threads wish there was a way to block people so you dont see there comments

 

What do you call two Natives riding a Bicycle....Organized Crime..... (yes locals use this one here)

Contest Over but here is one i heard today

 

damn i missed it. i still dont have Half Life 2...

 

Well I'm not a moralfag but this is kinda harsh.

OP-

Once a man was eating peanuts while watching TV. He'd throw a peanut up in the air and catch it in his mouth when it came down. While he was doing this, he got distracted for a moment and the peanut caught in his throat. The man started gagging. His wife tried to help but to no avail. Suddenly his daughter walks into the home with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said he knew of a way they could try to get the peanut out. He put his fingers in the man's nose and told him to blow hard. The man did, and the peanut flew out.

Everyone was relieved, and the girl took her boyfriend out for a few drinks. When they were gone, the man's wife asked him-"That was a really smart boy. What do you think he's gonna be when he grows up."

The man said-"From the smell of his fingers, our son in law !!" :eyes:

 

Sounds like he keeps getting into arguments with random people don't he?

 

Here is one for you.

Somebody build a super computer that can predict the future and gave it as a gift to Barack Obama.
Obama decided to ask the machine a question.
- Hey you can predict the future, right?
- Yes
- I need to ask you will be there a WWIII?
- Yes
Obama started shacking in fear concerned about the humanity and his country.
- Will our nation survive?
- YES
- Will my family survive?
-YES
-Will...I...survive?
-YES
The president was so happy that he stopped worrying and asked some simple question just for the plain fun.
- How much a can coke would cost to a American citizen after this terrible event WWIII?
Then the computer said:
- 3 RUBLES...

 

Brother. You don't know the half of it. :bang:

 

mass effect 3 had an awesome ending

 

Surprising you've been here for longer than me and you've never heard of the Ignore List..?

 

Hey Mikedogg make some space in your PM box will ya?

 

lol .. if only you had posted that earlier, you might have won you know

 

Sorry, all the hate mail.

 

Off topic, once again.