I have 2 free steam games I want to give away. Usually we ask the participant to tell us why they deserve the game. I hate to see sad stories around the holidays so lets make it a cheerful contest: Tell one or more joke or funny story. Best one wins game of his/her choice. Post your joke/story with game you want. I'll leave this up for a few days. Let's keep it T rated at best. No M, R or A rated jokes :nerd: First Prize - Nuclear Dawn 2nd Prize -Half-Life 2: Episode One (Includes 4 items: Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, Half-Life 2: Lost Coast, Half-Life Deathmatch: Source, Half-Life 2: Episode One) Ends 11/28/2012 PST. Winner will be notified and must PM me their steamid so I can gift it to them.