food for thought!

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  1. dominant1

    dominant1 Ancient Guru

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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough to pay it?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

    If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation

    What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
     
  2. Pr0v

    Pr0v Ancient Guru

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    i can scientifically counterpart a lot of the statements you put there, but it's funny tho :D
     
  3. PixelDude

    PixelDude Pixelated Guru

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    "Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?" ... because the glue only dries when air is present.

    "What is the speed of darkness?" ... huh, wah? Doesnt make sense.


    Other than that (and a few other disagreements), very funny indeed :)
     
  4. EnemyOmen

    EnemyOmen Ancient Guru

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    is it just me or when i seen the title of this thread i instantly thought "Starcraft CHEAT!" :p
     

  5. Kyaner

    Kyaner Hellenic Guru

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    Very funny indeed. thanx dominant1 :)
     
  6. Royicus

    Royicus Ancient Guru

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    Meh, wasn't that good. I can answer a lot of those questions. Just a bit of logic. For instance, darkeness is the lack of visible light. Therefore, darkness spreads as fast as visible light spreads, so at veloctiy c.
     
  7. dominant1

    dominant1 Ancient Guru

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    i know that all those statements can be challenged , its a fun thing .....i just thought you guys would enjoy most of them.....
     
  8. KornHoLio

    KornHoLio Member Guru

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    Dominant got anymore?? my family was laughing our asses off lol, i the funniest one was slept like a baby :p
     
  9. k4t4n4

    k4t4n4 Ancient Guru

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    The Tarzan one is hard though :(
     
  10. Bubbaganoosh

    Bubbaganoosh Maha Guru

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    Why do we eat when were ust gonna be hungry again in an hour?

    Why do we drink when we just pee it out?
     

  11. dominant1

    dominant1 Ancient Guru

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    lol.... naa no more at the moment, when i think of a few more i will post-em. Glad you guys like em!
     
  12. god4sure

    god4sure Elite Trini Guru

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    Yeah man good stuff
     
  13. Darkest

    Darkest Ancient Guru

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    Because we would die otherwise?
     
  14. KornHoLio

    KornHoLio Member Guru

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    Yes exactly what my mom said lol
     
  15. Royicus

    Royicus Ancient Guru

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    yea, it is a basic biological need. you don't just eat when you are going to be hungry in an hour, you get nutrients and energy from that food. And you don't just urinate any liquid you drink, rather, that liquid nurishes and hydrates your body.
     

  16. Newbie Coal

    Newbie Coal Master Guru

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    why do people post things like this cause they have nothin better to do I know i dont on a sunday

    why do people watch bleach anime ... ..... .... ......... cause its cool


    ....heheheheh HA (random) or is it?
     
  17. Newbie Coal

    Newbie Coal Master Guru

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    Did Yall know that turtle could fly.......... if you no what this is about ...the funniest moment in ( )
     
  18. Damnit

    Damnit Ancient Guru

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    Ahh, cmon the speed of darkness is easy!
     
  19. dominant1

    dominant1 Ancient Guru

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    a few more:

    why do birds crap on your car only when its clean?

    why dont we give a crap? is it because we take one?

    why do the people who love you , cause you the most pain?

    (statment): fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!

    Why do old people buy 400hp cadilacs to drive 20mph everywhere?

    why do white folks think all black folks know each other?

    why does my girlfriend need me to confess, when she's seen all the evidence of my cheating?

    Why do some people think that liberation comes from throwing rocks at tanks?
     
  20. Hiro1000

    Hiro1000 Ancient Guru

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    LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
     

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