Female friend wants a birthday present.....help.

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  1. (.)(.)

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    Made a new friend a few months back, this friend is female. What the hell have i gotten myself into. It wants a birthday present, she likes horses and hunting, that much i know.

    I cant afford a horse, nore do i feel the need to encourage the blowing away of animals for pure entertainment. But what i do have is any number below zero in experience with this sort of thing...women, i mean.

    Please, what do the more experienced suggest.

    Also, shes turning 20, if thats any help.
     
  2. PhazeDelta1

    PhazeDelta1 Moderator Staff Member

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    Just buy her some flowers and call it a day.
     
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    Party Poison Master Guru

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    Horse Hunting!, That could involve hunting a horse or hunting from a horse.
    But yea flowers is a good way to go, Are you trying to get anywhere with said girl?
     
  4. IcE

    IcE Don Snow Staff Member

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    Take her on a date to a shooting range for her birthday. If you handle your pistol well there, I'm sure you'll get somewhere with your own pistol, if you catch my drift.
     

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    Get her a Vibrator.
     
  6. Neo Cyrus

    Neo Cyrus Ancient Guru

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    Well there's always the classic Guru3D solution:

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    ^Even better.
     
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    She told You she "Wants a present" ? If so Run like hell from her. If You just think She would like a present well then get her An nice orchid or take Her to the Gun range. (much better than cut flowers imo)
     
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    EspHack Ancient Guru

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    chocolate...
     
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    Lol,

    Yeah were just mates, shes got a bf also. I was thinking about chocolates and some form of alcohol, well its a toss up between that and a shovel.
     

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    women cannot be trusted doesn't matter if they are in a relationship or not :)
     
  12. Rebel975

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    Best avoid anything that could be seen as romantic.

    She likes guns? A cap gun would be a funny/inexpensive present.
     
  13. Iggyblack

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    +1..

    I got my friend (she turned 20 just over a month ago) a new pink IME 3.0, a Nagisa Furukawa figure, silenced her HTPC and brought her some fresh fruits. I spent most of the time between xmas and her bday trying to decide what to get her though. :bang:
     
  15. The Goose

    The Goose Ancient Guru

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    In that case let her boyfriend buy the presents and just be a friend,real friends dont expect gifts
     

  16. Mufflore

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    Whatever you get her, the next year she will expect a bit more so start lowish.
    She'll be easier to please afterwards if her expectations arent put too high.

    A bunny that takes batteries will be fun.
    The next step from that is a good un, but hopefully you'll have made it that far before next year :p

    Take her somewhere relaxing/fun where you can do things together.
    Hide a rose somewhere (wrapped so it cant be damaged) and give it to her when she wont expect it.
    A nice surprise.

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    Ah, if she has a bf, then go easy.
    A card and a flower probably.
     
  17. FULMTL

    FULMTL Ancient Guru

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    Hmmm the last gift a give to a girl friend was a 10" Domo kun doll. It was only $10 heh.
    [​IMG]

    She was all like [​IMG]
     
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    Everything appears to be in order here.

    You could always smash her as well.

    Job done!
     
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    This is awesome, so far i ve got, shovel, romancing and smash her.

    Lol cheers guys, Shovel shaped chocolates inside a penis shaped jar it is.:D

    sorted!
     
  20. Austyn

    Austyn Guest

    this!
     

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