Don't pick up hitch hikers...

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  1. FULMTL

    FULMTL Ancient Guru

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    I just went on the most random trip since I've been down here in Louisiana.
    I was on my way to the store to pick up some beer at around 7pm. Buddy on the side of the road was waving, I was like alright, I got some free time.
    So I drop him off at the bar up the road. I decided to get out and have a beer too, **** it.
    Well next thing you know we bar hopped to like six bars.>___>
    I hadn't eaten since mid-day and still haven't eaten anything and it's now past midnight. Although it was an interesting night, don't pick up hitch hikers.
     
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    As long as you were just a designated driver I think it sounds like a pretty good night for you.... you didn't wake up in bed with him and his sister did ya? ;)

    j/k :bounce:
     
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    Buddy was offering me drugs and women. By midnight, I was like, I just want some beer and dinner. It ended with me leaving at some bar.
     
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    Lol, if he has a sore ass & walks with a limp then something went terribly wrong. :D
     

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    This is brilliant thread! If only my trips to the shop to get some bread would end up in 6 different bars! Not sure about your buddy tho! hope you arent sore today ;)
     
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    I'd NEVER consider picking up a hitch hiker UNLESS it's a hot chick by herself...
     
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    I See No Problem :)
     
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    how is this at all a bad thing, dafuq? moral of thread: PICK UP HITCH HIKERS
     

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    ^Yeah I've heard about those backpacker murders, I wonder if Liz Hunter is still at large. If the movie at all depicts him as he is in real life then screw that!
     
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    Is drink driving legal where you are?
     
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    Close enough. There are even drive through daquiri/margarita shops here. They even give you a straw.
    Cheap (common) beer doesn't get me past buzzed, so I know my limits. In the country there's no cops at night...or open hospitals. If you have an emergency, your zombie apocalypse skills come into use.

    But seriously though, only pick up hitch hikers if you are prepared to fight if things go sour. This is why I always have a knife on me at night. They may try and be really friendly with you, but always think one step ahead. This guy turned out to be a drug dealer, so I already know the type of people I'm meeting at these bars. These are the type that would take advantage of you for your money. Good thing I didn't keep a lot of cash on me.
     
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    or an ejector seat. I agree its a risk not to be taken lightly.
     

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    Remember to always bring your towel with you. :)
     
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    ^this :D
     
  18. FULMTL

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    Have you ever seen that though? From my observation, most females will sit in their cars, have a breakdown, and cry to whoever they are on the phone with. Their life is ruined.

    Chill out, daym, it's just a flat tire or they ran out of gas.

    Lulz I reread the first post and it seem like I picked up a male hooker and we had a fun night. NOoooo....
     
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    You really have to watch out for signs sometimes. I was driving on an interstate in Michigan and saw signs "do not pick up hitch hikers". It turns out there was a psychiatric hospital nearby lol. There are also many instances where there are prisons nearby. My general rule is: NO hitch hikers. Too risky
     
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    Yeah, I've seen those signs along the Texas border, through New Mexico, all the way to Arizona.
     

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