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Do you stand or sit when you pee at home?

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by sverek, Aug 4, 2019.

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  1. Anarion

    Anarion Ancient Guru

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    Gotta say, there are few things that make shitting much nice experience: Japanese toilets and Finnish hand shower. I could live with either but couldn't live without either.


    Personally I don't see what's so nice about standing and peeping if it's possible to sit.

    (Currently posting this while doing my things...)
     
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  2. airbud7

    airbud7 Ancient Guru

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  3. Redemption80

    Redemption80 Ancient Guru

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    I'm doing this tonight :)

    I've sat a few times at home, mostly when hungover and too tired to stand.
     
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  4. slick3

    slick3 Ancient Guru

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    The only time I pee'd sitting was when I was stuck in traffic. Thank god the drink responsible for it came in a bottle...
     
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  5. Dragam1337

    Dragam1337 Maha Guru

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    Standing up, hands on the wall leaning in over the toilet, with the cock right above the edge... then it usually goes smooth :p
     
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  6. CalculuS

    CalculuS Ancient Guru

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    Sitting usually cause im relaxing on the toilet.
     
  7. airbud7

    airbud7 Ancient Guru

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. JonasBeckman

    JonasBeckman Ancient Guru

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    I prefer to just relax and sit down.

    [​IMG]

    "The great tinkler."

    ...Sans physique and patience for sitting on ass in a pose like that for how many hours while some artist hammers out a stone statue a little bit at a time.
    (Selfies way back in the age whether wood, stone or canvas based were serious business but also serious effort.)

    That and it's Autumn now so no surprise coughing or sneezing which can be...problematic.

    Think it was Finland who had the "Bad bad boy." statue for standers but it's so [beeping] ugly it keeps being relocated to various positions. There's been worse art though. :D

    [​IMG]

    (Yeah place it in the harbor to greet new arrivals with a sight of the Suomi Sprinkler, no wonder it keeps getting relocated.)
     
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  9. Anarion

    Anarion Ancient Guru

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    Verkkokauppa.com (in Jätkäsaari, Helsinki) has it peeing next to it now. It's fugly as hell but kinda funny too, I have to admit...
     
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  10. metagamer

    metagamer Maha Guru

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    I often sit down and see what happens.
     
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  11. vbetts

    vbetts Don Vincenzo Staff Member

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    I stand when I pee and poop.
     
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  12. airbud7

    airbud7 Ancient Guru

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    Damn vbetts!.......You da Man!.....

    Oh, you must be talking about taco night!....Boom!.....:p
     
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  13. Repo Man

    Repo Man Ancient Guru

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    Likewise... though after sex I sometimes honestly wish I was sat down...

     
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  14. CrunchyBiscuit

    CrunchyBiscuit Master Guru

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    RzrTrek Ancient Guru

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    I'm flexible, but I prefer to stand.
     

  16. SerotoNiN

    SerotoNiN Ancient Guru

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    How is this thread still going? Lmao
     
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    386SX Master Guru

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    My monocle broke after I pressed too much.
     
  18. airbud7

    airbud7 Ancient Guru

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    your click./reply.
     
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  19. Clouseau

    Clouseau Ancient Guru

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    Both...
    Stand up, sit down, push, push, push
     
  20. Kaleid

    Kaleid Ancient Guru

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    Sit generally, I don't care if this seen as manly or not, it's not the same standing and pissing when I was younger and much shorter. I sit because it's a lot cleaner, there's never any spill outside..
     
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