Dead Alive

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by iExplorer, May 18, 2005.

  1. Owlsphone

    Owlsphone Master Guru

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    SHENS!

    1- Doctors check you 100 ways when you die to make sure you're dead.

    2- He'd be frozen in the morgue which would make sure he's dead.

    3- Rigormortis sets in a few hours after death. Once that happens, your muscles ain't comin back.

    4- They drain your blood for the funeral, like JW said, and fill you with all sorts of crap like embalming fluid.

    5- If somehow they STILL don't know you're dead, you get buried. 1-2 hours of oxygen in a casket max. You would be dehydrated, bloodless, your muscles would be stiff as a board, and you would have zero oxygen.

    Oh and on top of that, there's no friggin way someone heard him under 6 feet of dirt.

    Like everyone said, maybe you should go to the news and get it posted ;)
     
  2. mcnabb311

    mcnabb311 Maha Guru

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    Until I hear something about his on CNN I wont believe it. To many factors to not believe this. Is that you Amityville?
     
  3. Fcuk@Duck

    Fcuk@Duck Master Guru

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    Ya need to stop playing Doom 3 m8, utter BS, i don't think your family would be happy if they saw this post would they.
     
  4. GhostMaster

    GhostMaster Guest

    Ashamed you must be, if you had a grandfather dead and you making that up he wouldn't be proud of you, and he would turn in his grave a couple of times and stuff. :O

    however if he was dead and his ghost is haunting you, then call my number 1-800-bullsht-666 :D
     

  5. T1tan

    T1tan Ancient Guru

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    explorer.. you where cool in my book bro, now ur lame.. thats bs, 2 whole days, with embaument fluid as blood, and barely enough oxygen in a coffin under 6 feet of dirt. Im waiting till I see this crap on AL-Jazeera than I will see..
     
  6. twtaylor

    twtaylor Ancient Guru

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    For one thing, he may not have been embalmed, a lot of people choose not to be on their final rest. There's no law that says you have to be. Five days planted though? Utter BS either way.
     
  7. Warlord001

    Warlord001 Master Guru

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    amity 2
     
  9. MrRand0m

    MrRand0m Ancient Guru

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    interesting article :)

    but that involves slowing metabolism down to a very slow rate - sustained under controlled conditions. It can't happen normally.
     
  10. Damnit

    Damnit Ancient Guru

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    Does anyone find it suspicious that iExplorer hasnt responded yet?
     

  11. twtaylor

    twtaylor Ancient Guru

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    My quess is that he posted it to get a rise out of us gurus, no harm done. Though I have to say, I can make my BS more believable than that. *LOL*
     
  12. MrRand0m

    MrRand0m Ancient Guru

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    maybe his grandfather died again :p
     
  13. GhostMaster

    GhostMaster Guest

    LOL @ KEVMIF :D

    Anybody wanna say AMEN so he doesn't come back a 2nd time to life?
     

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