Dark humor

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  1. Nomadspy

    Nomadspy Master Guru

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    I have problem with the dark humor.I really have i mean really sadistic sense of humor.I'm not that kind of person that makes jokes for the death or stupid jokes about things like that.I just laugh really hard about actual dead people.For example my teacher's friend passed away and when she heard that she started to cry.But i laughed super loudly because his dead was funny :D In that time my best friend (he is sicker than me) laughed like idiot :X Thank god it was noise around us.I just can't stop it.When i hear about plane crash i imagine how the earth will suffer by less humans and i feel good.The horror movies are scary but not for me i accept them like comedies.And i love to make fun with suicide kids and emos.I think the emotional problems are for losers.I'm really pissed when see people with less important problems than mine wanting to kill them selfs :bang:Sometimes i just want to grab LMG and to finish every single trash with emotional problems.

    So just want know what is wrong with me and is there people like me here.

    P.S.No money for psychologist so Guru3d good people please :help:
     
  2. damien666

    damien666 Ancient Guru

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    my guess is ur young... id say 16 or less?
     
  3. Pzykotik

    Pzykotik Ancient Guru

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    You're an immature child. Grow up.
     
  4. AnthraxPants

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    No!

    mod edit

    *removed*

    stop spamming your YouTube channel
     
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  5. ScaryClown

    ScaryClown Master Guru

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    Here the solution:
    You find someone that hates you,you tell him to het a baseball bat or a really thick stick.
    Now you play game where he tries to break a baseball bat on you back and you cry and scream.
    That way you would learn what pain is and maybe you would be more emphatic towards other people.

    In psychology it is known as behavioral therapy.
     
  6. Nomadspy

    Nomadspy Master Guru

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    18 but thats not important my mental growth is much higher than my coevals from what is see.And i don't think am gonna change a lot from now in the future.My environment is way more different.For example i accept the US people like crying babies and easy to control(no hard feelings).Where i live you must think fast or you are ****ed up.And people here doesn't like my humor and that pushes me to use it event even more often.I really love to make hurt people that doesn't like me and showing this to.I'm really peaceful but some things makes me mad.Just want find way to control myself that is everything :)
     
  7. damien666

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    hmm and i leave the thread before all kicks off, bye
     
  8. lillelj

    lillelj Maha Guru

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    Jae-So Ancient Guru

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    Until you experience your own personal tragedy, maybe just maybe you might change your look on things.
     

  11. AnthraxPants

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    Sorry I LOST IT for a bit there.
     
  12. Beast

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    I bet you're the type that watches video's from The NYC all day and post's retarded comments trying to sound like a jokester....psshhhh give me break kid..
     
  13. Ryu5uzaku

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    im sorry but you sound really twisted inside :eek: laughing at death is weird beyond belief and well it sounds like you could go on a killing spree np.
     
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    Beast Master Guru

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    Ync...
     
  15. Rukk

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    You are young and feel invincible. Your views are simple youthful shortsightedness. I would say somewhat normal for the age. Hopefully, you won't encounter anyone who is older and "darker" than you, because that may very well be the end for you, and you live long enough to realize that you, like everyone else, are a frail human and very much not invincible.

    To each his own and best of luck to you.
     

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    loser
     
  17. JohnMaclane

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    you might be suffering from the onset of schizophrenia you clearly have some of the negative symptoms such as blunt emotions...
     
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  18. AnthraxPants

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    I don't smoke blunts any more, stopped me being creative. :D
     
  19. JohnMaclane

    JohnMaclane Ancient Guru

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    what do blunts have to do with this guy? I mean I'm all for them don't get me wrong I just don't see the relevance to a guy who finds upsetting **** funny.

    I'm afraid weed wont solve his issues he needs professional psychiatric help and a cocktail of prescription drugs.
     
  20. Jae-So

    Jae-So Ancient Guru

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    u know what, I reckon he's just trolling and laughing at our responses
     

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