Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Incognito5000, Mar 23, 2006.
Me thinks, Jackie's bad engrish makes him even cooler .
Look don't get me wrong I like The Chan heaps but no way he could have stood up to Bruce.
I mean Jackie is fast for a human.
Bruce was too fast... for lightning. And his son did very well representing him too.
Guh, I really picked the wrong one to side with when even teh pink-and-fluffy-wizard (of teh Oz!) has nearly managed to catch up with Chuck Norris in the polls...
Sweet, I'm catching up in the polls
Chuck Norris is second only to Bruce Lee.
And to Jackie Chan
Bruce Lee was the best martial artist ever. He actually had to slow down his movements for the camera because he was so fast kickin as*.
So does Jet Li and Jackie Chan
hey i think u r all forgeting y cars were invented... to get away from chuck norris and what did he do? Invented the car accident. He even sleeps with a bedside lamp but dont get me wrong hes not scared of the dark, the darks scared of him... chuck rules!
Yeah, but also Bruce Lee's style was so much better. In one of his film's called The Way Of The Dragon, It has a part where Bruce is training and he does a side kick to one of the training pads which a guy is holding and the guy goes flying back 5 metres. That, my friend is real. Also, Jackie Chan and Jet Li are cool, but they mainly do fancy stunts that look cool in the stunt department, but their actual martial arts doesn't even come close to Bruce Lee.
You realize they were training Jackie Chan to become the next Bruce Lee right? He might not have been as good but he definetly was very very good in his prime.
You people are stupid. Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee. Bruce killed the real Chuck after an unfortunate roundhouse kick being better than kung fu bet and assumed his identity. How? He knows Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.
Really both Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris sucked. Mr. Rogers would have mauled both of them. Lulling them into a false sense of security and then decapitating them.
"Oh look its Mister Masamune here to have a chat with your spine..."
LMAO, the real Chuck Norris is still working out on the total Gym. Lol, nah Chuck Norris is a legend. There's one movie called the Octagon which I recommend where Chuck Norris has to fight Ninja's.
Chuck Norris is bollocks.
Voted Bruised Lee.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
Seriously tho, Bruce Lee FTW
pffttt,watta you crazai,bruce lee is a jedi master,he has the force and them some,ive also heard bruce lee was murdered because he was teaching and exposing secret and most highly and confidential ways of some form af martial art ,to the public,thats a big no-no in that part of the world,and brandon lee was killed by the same people to sever the blood line of bruce lee.