Christians are CRAZY 'no offense"

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  1. Netgamer

    Netgamer Ancient Guru

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    Some of these my be old. but its a very VERY good read, and just shows HOW Freaking CRAZY THESE CHRISTIANS are. OMFG they are crazy

    Pokemon? Go Poke Yourself, Satan!
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html

    Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html

    Tiny Penis found on Grinch Toy
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/actionalert.html

    Lucas' Jar Jar Sex Candy Toy Prompts National Boycott of Toy Distributors
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/toy.html

    Satan's Favorite Film: Toy Story 2
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/toystory.html

    The Make Believe World of Harry Potter Is Driving Children to the Edge of Insanity
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/potter.html

    N'Sync Killed my Baby
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0900/sync.html

    Rocky Martin gets Girl pregnant
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/latinos.html


    No Offese
     
  2. SolidBladez

    SolidBladez Ancient Guru

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    Remember these are Baptists. Not just Christians in general.

    Mike.
     
  3. Neo Cyrus

    Neo Cyrus Ancient Guru

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    No offense taken if you provide the video which your avatar originates from, lol.
     
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    That site is a farce.
     

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    eat@joes Maha Guru

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    Most religions are full of crazies. If god ever talked to me I think it would go something like, "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta".
     
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    Lmfao!!! :D
     
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    yeah some of these christian/baptist or whatever saying that because a song is called Let's Get F*** = from satan ...then i gotta say it's laughable.
    without any disrespect to anyone's religion muslims aren't any less crazy than christians with some ROFL "matter of factness" that drips water all over the place.

    what's next?

    "if you don't wash yer hands after masturbating ye go to hell". lol
     
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    senior98 Ancient Guru

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    I've never seen so much bull**** in my life.
     
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    lblrydr Master Guru

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    squirrel007 Master Guru

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    Landoverbaptist is a spoof website.
     

  11. jcarlin123

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    You'll find 'crazies' or fundamentalists/extremists in every religion. You'll find 'crazy' secularists, and there are certainly a lot of 'crazy' people that don't belong to a religious group. Just be careful not to stereotype too much. These people don't speak for all christians.
     
  12. nm+

    nm+ Don Cappuccino Staff Member

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    Welcome to the intertubes
    That site is a spoof thats been around forever
     
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