Cats to speak within five years

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  1. Fatty

    Fatty Member

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    I read a scientific report which states that through the use of embedded chips and processors, it is hoped that within five years we weil see the first cats who can speak English. Obviously you'd also need an onboard dictionary, and thesaurus.
     
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    Hilbert Hagedoorn Don Vito Corleone Staff Member

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    I'm pretty much betting its first and last words would be MEOOOOW.

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  3. hallryu

    hallryu Don Altobello

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    What comic book was that in?

    Oh and of course this is all absolute horse ****!
     
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    scatman839 Ancient Guru

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    I read in a scientific report that in 8 years we'll all live on the moon with the moon people.
     

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    drandiiski Maha Guru

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    Not sure if it is a good idea. The little bastard has seen too much :eek3:
     
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    lucidus Ancient Guru

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    Garfield's been speaking for decades now.
     
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    The Goose Ancient Guru

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    Cats speak a perfect language that it spoken world wide ...its humans that should all talk in one language.
     
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    Veeshush Maha Guru

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    HOW FAR WE'VE COME

    But really though, I'd think a cat's thought patterns aren't exactly the same as a person's.
     
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    BLEH! Ancient Guru

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    drandiiski Maha Guru

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    :funny:
     

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    lol, anyone believing this needs their heads examined by the cat doctor

    Cats don't have a language, nor do they speak to each other, they make noises for different emotions, they are not a language nor can they be translated into anything other than "Hungry" "Angry" "Happy" "Scared" etc

    Which are all emotions and pretty easy to work out by watching the cat anyway
     
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    dsbig Ancient Guru

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    need something to understand my cat


    cat following me and trying to get my attention, what you want cat.

    "meow"

    I dont know what that means

    "meow"

    what????!?!?!


    "meow"


    omg !!!


    "meow"

    stop meowing

    "meow"


    then cat want in my bedroom and then starting meowing at the door to go back out.

    damnit I just let you in..................fu cat.

    meow

    shut up!!!!
     
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    ibitato Ancient Guru

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    I have seen pussy-es that smoke, so why not a cat taht talks ?
     
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    StewieTech Chuck Norris

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    Only if they speak in lolcat language, otherwise i´m not interested. The internet needs more lolcats.
     

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    dsbig Ancient Guru

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    I was eating pizza the other day and my cat was begging. I was really tempted in making him into pizza cat

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