I'm such an idiot. I could have bought SC2, pre-ordered Shogun 2, put the money on Steam, or just beat my head against a brick wall. But no, I had to buy this stupid fcking "game". The cutscenes, the scripted events, the imbecilic "commentary", the repetitive "skillshots", the moronic dialogue. On the odd occasion I wasn't hammering the Esc key to skip all the cutscenes, I actually listened to one and almost puked a cat. Literally. A cat. How could these mongrels get the nerve to make a "parody" game when their piece de resistance is a friggin' joke. Go home, grab a John Romero or John Carmack and do your homework. DNF will be the same, let's hope Rage can improve upon the par. Which is in a negative factor since we have to look into the past.