Bigger breasts!

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Klay, Apr 22, 2001.

  1. Klay

    Klay Member Guru

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    A woman in a bar tells her husband she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.<br>
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    Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery!"<br>
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    The wife asks, "How?"<br>
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    "Just rub toilet paper between them" the man replies. <br>
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    "Well how does that make them bigger?", the wife asks<br>
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    The man answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." <br>
     
  2. Jinx

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    mmm, maybe she'd grow big hairy boobs because guys use the same toilet paper and get hairy butts.<br>
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    Jinx
     
  3. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    clay, keep em coming<br>
    Hilburt, maybe let clay have a personal section on guru3d with his fun-section <IMG SRC="smileys/smile.gif">
     
  4. Klay

    Klay Member Guru

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    oh sheesh <IMG SRC="smileys/rolleyes.gif"> ... that won't be necessary (i think). the pub is fine with me(its cozy in here). i just kinda like to make ppl laugh and smile for a while in here and forget those rigs...hehe <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif"> <br>
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    dang! im throwing in jokes like mad i feel like the bartender in here...<br>
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    maybe something like:<br>
    Klay<br>
    Bartender Guru (ugh...sounds awkward! <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif"> )<br>
     

  5. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    LOL <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
     
  6. Cyberius

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  7. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    what's your favorite icon ? i saw this forum and i knew
     
  8. LordMoses69

    LordMoses69 Master Guru

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    I just like reading the Name of the topic, makes me smile <IMG SRC="smileys/smile.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/smile.gif">
     

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