Something nearly lost in this discussion is what I personally consider to be the silver-lining to this melodrama. And that would be the apparently necessary demise of the UEFI graphical interface, also known as the "interface for millennials." If not demise, then maybe dialing back from it's current "11" down to about "2" or so. Ditching the graphics completely would probably allow for the entirety of Tolstoy's "War and Peace" to be included within the remaining addressable space. In nine languages.