Discussion in 'Frontpage news' started by Hilbert Hagedoorn, Sep 7, 2020.
I bet those mountain bikes are as heavy as bulldozers!
Well at least AMD users will stay in shape since they can't beat nvidia users in gpu performance
best add-on joke, good thing i finishes reading the whole thread before i did same joke
Jensen's mad, he's scheming how to sell bikes with proprietary technology now, to try to cut out AMD from the market with gimmicks. Their bikes will only be compatible with locks that have nVidia's pointless & proprietary (+$200 to the normal cost) GLock modules shaped like a cross between a Glock and a bust of Jensen. If you think the marbles demo is the last place he'll put up hedonistic imagery of himself, then you're sadly mistaken.
What does GLock do? EVERYTHING! Well, actually nothing but everyone will still preorder them for Apple pricing, unless Jensen feels like putting a fatwa on preorders like he did with the 3K series since it's paper, paper, paper launch.
Any RGB lighting on these bikes?
Very interesting. WD used to make and sell Graphics chips for those very old computers back in the day. Now I just learned that Nvidia has a Networking Group after purchasing Cumulus and
Mellanox and combing them into the Nvidia Networking Group.
Not the strangest thing they have ever sold, I actually have... well not AMD now, but I have ATI branded pencils... hehe.
That's just promotional material.
The way its ment to be pedelled
@ least there is some ATI TruForm on them wheels looks pretty real to me.
Mom, I want to go daredevil downhill with that AMD bike!
Mom: Son, please don't. You'll Thread-Rip-err your shirt!
Made this up just now.
Staying healthy contributes to being Zen in life
they look like they are going to break fast...
I find the amount of puns in this thread.. most impressive.
Kid: I want an AMD rig!
Mom: No! You need to get away from the computer and get outside more!
AMD: I'll take your money either way!
In all seriousness though... it's actually not a bad price or design. I'm not going to buy it, but for some weird novelty, it actually doesn't look like a piece of junk.
Looks retro nice.
Why wouldn't he, it just drives.
Are we going to see a review soon HH?
What was the slogan ? Now you can draw your own graphics! :O