"Aliens make contact!"

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    "Time travel becomes a reality for all".
     
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    "pedropaulo discovers serum for eternal-life"

    I can tell that is not beer. Than only gives you the illusion of invincibility.
    A painful one...
     
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    "News Flash: Earth Colony on Mars Reached 1 Million"
    Mars, Sector VI District 9 - A new born baby marked the millionth human alive on Mars...

    Another one:

    "Virtual Reality Implant Beats PlayStation 2 Sales"
    The VRIMP (Virtual Reality Implant), a device that makes people able to play computer games directly in their brain, was sold for over 160 million units last week, beating the sales of the all time favorite, PlayStation 2.
     
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    My best headeline would be: Universal cancer cure found!

    As for World Peace, it's not hard...with the following headline:
    Aliens attack Attack Earth. All countries unite to defend our planet!
     
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    "Population of Mars colony exceeds 200,000"
     
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    Man made peace with Nature and payed back all his debts,making the world a better place.
    Man realized the war is wrong so world peace is now a fact.

    I can dream. Can't i?
     
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    .... don't know how far I went with that one! >.>
     
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    The flux capacitor has been achieved allowing time travel back to the future.
     
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    That's a win for me.


    Anti resurrection drugs still effective.
     
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    Have you ever looked up at the stars and felt a sense of euphoria? (this is the only time in my entire adolescence that I can recall the feeling)

    "Aliens make contact!" I could die happily knowing this.
     
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