"Aliens make contact!"

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    "News Flash: Earth Colony on Mars Reached 1 Million"
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    "Virtual Reality Implant Beats PlayStation 2 Sales"
    The VRIMP (Virtual Reality Implant), a device that makes people able to play computer games directly in their brain, was sold for over 160 million units last week, beating the sales of the all time favorite, PlayStation 2.
     
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    As for World Peace, it's not hard...with the following headline:
    Aliens attack Attack Earth. All countries unite to defend our planet!
     
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    Man made peace with Nature and payed back all his debts,making the world a better place.
    Man realized the war is wrong so world peace is now a fact.

    I can dream. Can't i?
     
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    The flux capacitor has been achieved allowing time travel back to the future.
     
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    Anti resurrection drugs still effective.
     
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    Have you ever looked up at the stars and felt a sense of euphoria? (this is the only time in my entire adolescence that I can recall the feeling)

    "Aliens make contact!" I could die happily knowing this.
     
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