Alan Wake most definitely not coming to the PC

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  1. thecake90

    thecake90 Ancient Guru

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    Apperantly because this game is supposed to be played from "the comfort of your couch" :3eyes::3eyes::3eyes::3eyes::3eyes::3eyes:


    What a load of crap :puke2:


    http://www.strategyinformer.com/news/6978/microsoft-alan-wake-will-no-longer-be-coming-to-the-pc
     
  2. deltatux

    deltatux Ancient Guru

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    I don't even have a couch for my XBOX 360, so I guess it's not designed for my system?

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  3. crushilista

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    Translation: We didn't want to work on both, I mean seriously.... that would be more work. So basically what we did was think which one would make more money and be easier to do. That's why the PC will not have this game.

    Fixed
     
  4. Decane

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    No... Translation: M$ invested lots of money into the project, and since the majority of their sales come from Xbox360s, they want to create another Halo for their precious console, and Remedy has no choice but to comply.

    Maybe a year from the console release, we'll see a PC port, just like with GTA IV.
     

  5. Belz

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    Im playing all my PC games from the couch in front of a larger TV screen.

    Damn those suckers.......

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    Does anyone actually care now? The game sounded and looked amazing years ago but now.... meh.
     
  8. Chouji

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    I don't even have an Xbox 360, so i guess it's not designed for my couch.

    Good thing i stopped caring about alan wake a long time ago.
     
  9. John

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    I gave up on this game a long time ago. Remedy willingly bent over when Mr. Microsoft came over with a box full of fresh dollar bills. Nice going, Remedy, placing a big fat turd on the very people who allowed you to become the developer you are today. I won't be giving them a single dime for any possible crappy port that they may squeeze out after MS is done milking.

    /Yes, I'm extremely bitter.
     
  10. zer0_c0ol

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    really idiots work at remedy

    i trully hope that this game will have a "duke nukem forever" status
     

  11. Mr.Bigtime

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    i better buy a bigger couch to myself for this game!!!
     
  12. Nijohc

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    Not suprising at all. Microsoft should be rewarded by being introduced to anal sex by the cast of massivecocks.com. lmao :D
     
  13. weston

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    It's getting close, that's for sure. This game started getting hype like it was going to be one of the first DX10 games. What was that, like 3 years ago? And now it's not coming to PC at all? who cares, there's so many other games to play it doesn't even matter.
     
  14. TeX_UK

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    This is really old news tbh its was announced as an xbox exclusive over a year ago.Also that statement about it being a more compeling when sat on the couch :p more like M$ payed Remedy a sh1t load of cash for xbox exclusive rights to it.
     
  15. FULMTL

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    ill quote my other thread:

    "its funny because they tried to make this game with DX10. It took so long that DX11 is already out!"
     

  16. buddyfriendo

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    Meh, I gave up on this game 2 years ago. I won't even pay it any attention on 360 let alone if it came out for PC. The original Alan Wake that was talked about 3 years ago doesn't exist. In my opinion the game has been butchered from what it was originally supposed to be.
     
  17. Uncle Dude

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    *Proof of Couch required for game purchase...

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  18. Mr.Bigtime

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    lol man ..and there is promo..if u buy a couch from Couch-Masters, game is FREE!!!!

    or if u prepurcahse the game with DELUX EDITION, they send u a COUCH!
     
  19. Neo Cyrus

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    I assure you I'm at least 4 times more bitter. Seeing a game I 100% want be released on PC is a once-every-few-years thing for me. The last time was Street Fighter 4, who knows when the next one will be, not even Super Street Fighter 4. :bang:


    Anyway, someone should beat whoever made that announcement with a large couch.
     
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    Translation: We notice the PS3 has some potential big hitters on the exclusive front this year whilst the 360 has pretty much arse so we thought we would bung these guys a massive wad of cash to make this game exclusive.

    As for the game itself wasn't interested in the slightest to start with just as uninterested now.
     

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