Apparently, if you don't grow up by the time you're 50 you don't have to. It says so on the Internet so it must be true, wha'? Also, grow a beer belly and let yourself go. F! the system! Who cares?! If somebody shuns you for your appearance, they don't deserve to be your friend. Good luck surviving the next 14 years (I've got less than 4 to go meself). Just don't get a job in a bank or a similar soulless institution and you'll be fine.