I think that after you cut jalapenos (#18) you better not touch any body parts, especially eyes, nose (and other parts with mucous membranes). I am proud to say that concerning #14 I learned to ask a woman whether she wants shoulder or help. Come on CrazY_Milojko, I am sure you have wisdom list concerning women, children and mountains.
^^^ HAHAHAHA OK, I'll try, let me see... Women: If you ever find a need for another woman (...cough...besides that one you already have...cough...cough...) DON'T YOU EVER try to find one in the same town, EVER, make sure its 150Km away, at least Women #2: Don't run for women, you can crash into those who are running from them (Duško Radović) Women#3: If your women had worth anything she would marry someone else, she would't wait for you. (Duško Radović) Women #4: You should be smart only twice in your life: when you choose your profession and when you choose your women. Those who failed both times they have to be smart for the rest of their lives (Duško Radović) Children: Beat your own children as soon as you notice they start to look same as you (Duško Radović) Children #2: Love your children even when they're guilty, life is gonna punish 'em later even if they're not (Duško Radović) Children #3: Yesterday on patents-teacher meeting in school one parent shouted loud: "...give me a good child so that I could show you how good parent I could be!!!..." (Duško Radović) Mountains: Bigest "corns" are growing at the bottom of the mountain, hehehe
I am the boss of my own house (my wife gave me permission to say that) But I was just wondering why would you cut jalapenos and then touch your balls... well whatever floats your boat I suppose
I wonder what wisdom a Master Sith and Imperor could share... (Like: midichlorians are more active in morning so do business after the breakfast.)
Pain is a good way to learn about the force. Nah, you forget to wash your hands. The oils stay in your skin for a long time until then.
Haha - Use the force! - like this? *grabs balls* Ouuuch! - well I meant... yeah, sure, like that... dumbass padawan
Not so sure about that, few folks I know never caught some of those fast running "burglars" Guess no one of them had a dog, lack of experience on their side I guess hahaha
I think #14 is the only one worth remembering. Others are situational and doesn't apply to everyone (straight male). Confidence is not a key if you are faking it, it's called bullshit. Those are kind of people you should be aware of. #14 is difficult to master, since you care about a person and desperately try to help even over tiny thing. But most of the time, it's just a waste of time and nerves. Being able to listen while not losing a nerve is one of the hardest things I have experienced.