25 man secrets that all men should be aware of.

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  1. mbk1969

    mbk1969 Ancient Guru

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    Just in case someone haven`t seen this
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  2. AsiJu

    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    Some sound advice there!
     
  3. CalculuS

    CalculuS Ancient Guru

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    Number 3, does that really work? That could have saved me so much time.

    Number 12, I need to try.
     
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    nz3777 Ancient Guru

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    8 is Epic haha.
     

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    When I read that, I too was surprised. I battled with this countless times. It turns out that:



    :eek:
     
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    mbk1969 Ancient Guru

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    I think that after you cut jalapenos (#18) you better not touch any body parts, especially eyes, nose (and other parts with mucous membranes).

    I am proud to say that concerning #14 I learned to ask a woman whether she wants shoulder or help.

    Come on CrazY_Milojko, I am sure you have wisdom list concerning women, children and mountains.
     
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  7. CrazY_Milojko

    CrazY_Milojko Ancient Guru

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    ^^^ HAHAHAHA

    OK, I'll try, let me see...

    Women:
    If you ever find a need for another woman (...cough...besides that one you already have...cough...cough...) DON'T YOU EVER try to find one in the same town, EVER, make sure its 150Km away, at least :oops:

    Women #2:
    Don't run for women, you can crash into those who are running from them (Duško Radović) :rolleyes:

    Women#3:
    If your women had worth anything she would marry someone else, she would't wait for you. (Duško Radović)

    Women #4:
    You should be smart only twice in your life: when you choose your profession and when you choose your women. Those who failed both times they have to be smart for the rest of their lives (Duško Radović)

    Children:
    Beat your own children as soon as you notice they start to look same as you :D (Duško Radović)

    Children #2:
    Love your children even when they're guilty, life is gonna punish 'em later even if they're not :( (Duško Radović)

    Children #3:
    Yesterday on patents-teacher meeting in school one parent shouted loud: "...give me a good child so that I could show you how good parent I could be!!!..." (Duško Radović)

    Mountains:
    Bigest "corns" are growing at the bottom of the mountain, hehehe ;)
     
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    Agent-A01 Ancient Guru

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    Don't touch your balls after cutting jalepenos.

    I made that mistake one time.:D
     
  9. AsiJu

    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    I am the boss of my own house (my wife gave me permission to say that) :p

    But I was just wondering why would you cut jalapenos and then touch your balls... well whatever floats your boat I suppose :D
     
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    mbk1969 Ancient Guru

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    I wonder what wisdom a Master Sith and Imperor could share... (Like: midichlorians are more active in morning so do business after the breakfast.)
     

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    mbk1969 Ancient Guru

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    It was part of sith training, obv.
     
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    Agent-A01 Ancient Guru

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    Pain is a good way to learn about the force.

    Nah, you forget to wash your hands.
    The oils stay in your skin for a long time until then.
     
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    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    Haha :D

    - Use the force!
    - like this? *grabs balls* Ouuuch!

    - well I meant... yeah, sure, like that... dumbass padawan
     
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    also... I have found that women run much faster with dress up than man with pants down...:D
     
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    Number 20 is the most valuable advice. If you're going out to get laid you must have a clean ass.
     

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    CrazY_Milojko Ancient Guru

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    Not so sure about that, few folks I know never caught some of those fast running "burglars" :D Guess no one of them had a dog, lack of experience on their side I guess hahaha
     
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    I think #14 is the only one worth remembering. Others are situational and doesn't apply to everyone (straight male).
    Confidence is not a key if you are faking it, it's called bullshit. Those are kind of people you should be aware of.

    #14 is difficult to master, since you care about a person and desperately try to help even over tiny thing. But most of the time, it's just a waste of time and nerves. Being able to listen while not losing a nerve is one of the hardest things I have experienced.
     
  18. AsiJu

    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    It also helps in general :D
     
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    So it's ok to have dirty ass on other days?
     
  20. thatguy91

    thatguy91 Guest

    Number 11 is a big (if not the base) contributor to the fatberg problem.
     

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