21 years sick Free :)

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  1. The General

    The General Ancient Guru

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    Last time i was sick was 21 years ago. I meant to post this yesterday, but today is fine. Still strong at the age of 31 :) :banana:
    By the way the only reason i got sick that day at the age of 10 , i was in school and i ate like 4 hot dogs, and drink 3 chocolate milks and had some salad, i was showing off to my friends on how fast i can eat. So i go home, at around 11pm, i started coughing and couldn't stop for some reason, and i got sick on my pillow, but the interesting thing, i only got sick a little bit. So it wasn't for that stupid thing i did at school, it would of been 24 years ago, because i did get sick when i was 6 because i had the flu.

    Cool story i guess. and a great immune system
     
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    scatman839 Ancient Guru

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    Super cool story.
     
  3. Undying

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    So, what's your secret? Alot of orange juice? :D
     
  4. Mr.Bigtime

    Mr.Bigtime Ancient Guru

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    I become ilk too easly. My life is stressfull and unhappy. My wife tries to put anti depression to my drinks etc. Ahe lies all time. Business is so stresfull. God damn.
     

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    Damn, Mr. Bigtime, can't be everything so bad. Keep your chin up! :)
     
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    He gets anal probed by Aliens like in the movie Dark Skies. That kid never got sick either
     
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    xodius80 Master Guru

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    cool story bro, i like the part that..hotdogs, and the other that...showing of friends how fast you can eat, it tells us all how strong your immune system is, but declares how fast in 21 years you have reached matureness, truly an inspiration to anyone that read this.

    i hope you live another healthy 21+++ years, to keep telling us such compelling stories of adventure.

    gj wp!
     
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    WhiteLightning Don Illuminati Staff Member

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    Are you sure its not Viagra ?? :D
     
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    Lol sure. I'm coming up on 2 years straight of no sickness, which is unusual but not unrealistic. I guess if you have had no human contact the whole time.....
     
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    I don't normally get "ill" as such, I get the sniffles and a cough sometimes and headaches as well but nothing that would warrant me being off work or stuck in bed. Unless you class breaking a bone as being ill then I have been ill quite a lot lol. Broke a bone in my hand, broke my wrist at work, broke my ankle on my home from work, broke a toe, broke a collar bone, had a concussion and a lot of scraps and broken tooth from falling off my bike, etc the list of injuries could go on and on lol I was a pretty unlucky kid when it comes to stuff like that. But as far as getting ill from catching something like the flu I just carry on with my life and fight through it. Although it does worry me that heart disease, and cancer runs in my family on BOTH sides from my mom and dad so that is something to watch out for I guess.
     

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  12. The General

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    You have a wife and you're unhappy?
    Just a few questions, how old are you and your wife?
    Kids?
    what business?
    Maybe you two need to go on vacation
    Um sorry for asking, but not enough sex?
    Having sex 3-5 times a day is good :)

    Faith, and not eating out or being very cautious about what i eat. You know that feeling sometimes when you're out and maybe buy a meal or even about to fix your food at home and the smell of the food isn't right or something is telling you i shouldn't eat it, well that's a warning , don't eat it. Check expiration date on foods also. I just watch what i eat most of the time and i hardly never eat out unless I'm in a hotel , but then again when i am out in a hotel i drive to a grocery store and pick up some deli .

    Also another thing and I'm not sure if you know this, but if you feel like you're about to get sick or feel funny or even having a cold, use the bathroom #2, cleaning out your system.
     
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    You have the ability to take a dump whenever you feel like it?
     
  14. Icanium

    Icanium Maha Guru

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    So you started doing all this at the age of 7.
     
  15. Darkest

    Darkest Ancient Guru

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    That's his super power.
     

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    Icanium Maha Guru

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    you are reading this thread and ask that question.
     
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    I read this because it was started by The General.
     
  18. The General

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    No. But using the bathroom when you're sick or after you get sick, helps get rid of the problem faster.

    Doing what? watching what i eat? I always ate like i wanted, but i also watch what i eat. Just seems i have a good immune system i guess.
     
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    Op hows that fictitious crime fighting going? Good im hoping
     
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    f*ck that!
     
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