Happy Turkey Day...

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  1. NewMachineIII

    NewMachineIII Guest

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    To all the fellow Gurus and Gals.

    May your day be peaceful and be thankful for the life you have.

    Peace.
     
  2. TheGriffin

    TheGriffin Ancient Guru

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    Though we had Thanksgiving in October (In Canada), Happy Thanksgiving :D
     
  3. techniques1200s

    techniques1200s Ancient Guru

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    happy thanksgiving everyone
     
  4. Colonel Sanders

    Colonel Sanders Member Guru

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    Happy thanksgiving :spam2:
     

  5. uncleel

    uncleel Master Guru

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    Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
    stuffing - imagine that!

    When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people
    who just are not sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

    TURKEY
    For a 18 - 24 lb. turkey:
    2 1/2 cups melted butter
    3 cups stuffing
    2 1/2 cups uncooked popcorn
    Salt/pepper to taste

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt and pepper.

    Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan
    with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.

    When the turkey's @$$ blows the oven door open and the turkey Flies across the room, it is done.

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
     
  6. Zeresh

    Zeresh Master Guru

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    Aha.....time to go hit a big, dumb...slightly scary, noticeably agressive flightless (flightless if raised on a farm anyway) bird in the head with a 2x4 with a nail in it.

    :blunt:
     
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    Elink7 Master Guru

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    Happy Thanksgiving one and all, and hope that you have had a good year and many reasons to give thanks. :)
     
  8. rsjrv99

    rsjrv99 Ancient Guru

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    Lol, the turkey i will be eating is 25 lb.
     
  9. Woodmasterfox

    Woodmasterfox Ancient Guru

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    Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I have a lot to be thankful for but also a lot to worry about too...a certain someone might be gettin a bun in the oven...
     
  10. uncleel

    uncleel Master Guru

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    Things You Can Say, and Get Away with, on Thanksgiving:

    1. Talk about huge breasts!
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. It's Cool Whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    19. How long do I beat it before it's done?
     

  11. flyswatter

    flyswatter Guest

    to the above post, thats awsome, whered u find that? lmao
     
  12. bluemoogle

    bluemoogle Master Guru

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    don't eat too much today peeps- you'll be eating the same thing tomorrow. and the next day, too :D

    happy thanksgiving gurus.
     
  13. Munky

    Munky Ancient Guru

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    Happy thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy the day / food ;)
     
  14. Emanon75

    Emanon75 Guest

    Happy turkey day fellow Guru..
    :invasion:
     
  15. Recrofne

    Recrofne Ancient Guru

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    Nice post Uncleel :D .

    Happy Thanksgiving Guru3D!!
     

  16. Jogeta

    Jogeta Master Guru

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    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
     
  17. MastA

    MastA Guru3d's P.I.M.P.

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    Happy Thanksgiving My Fellow Guru3d's members!! Lots of love for you guys!
     
  18. WLADYC

    WLADYC Master Guru

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    We don't celebrate thanksgiving here.. But happy thanksgiving to anybody who celebrate it.. :)
     
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    Mudshark Master Guru

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    Well, I hope that y'all had a fine day..... fine as frog hair.
    Happy Thanks giving all, from all of us down here in Texas. :)
     
  20. RSX

    RSX Maha Guru

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    Happy happy
     

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