Your death row meal.

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  1. jbscotchman

    jbscotchman Guest

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    I love this question and hearing what other's say. So you're on death row and get one last meal request, what would it be? Mine would be:

    Chicken fried steak
    Mashed potatoes
    Peppered white gravy
    Fried okra
    Green Beans
    Mac n cheese
    Hot rolls with lots of butter
    Unsweetened ice tea
    One shot of jim beam
    One cigarette

    If chicken fried steak was not available, I would easily substitute it with fried catfish.
     
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    The entire McDonald’s menu... drinks and all...
     
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    No meal for me, just a gallon of this.

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    On the chopping block eh? Wonder what that would be for.
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    Hmm anyways I do like fast food and there's usually some cost limit (Not as bad as for school meals here though I guess. :p ) though I am a bit vengeful so whatever builds up gas quickly I guess a final take that!
    Though a finer meal would be nice for once too...decisions decisions.

    Eh it's probably sponsored or something anyway what with the times we're in, McDeath? Well...

    Pommes and steak I suppose, keeping it simple. Drink would be fun but I can barely handle alcohol so it's probably soda something.

    EDIT: Sweden did abolish the death penalty in the late 1800's to early 1900's I believe making a single exception for one guy who probably must have been a particularly disliked knob or something to warrant that, treason perhaps or well the details are probably a bit muddy.

    EDIT: Oh wow seems some states actually abolishes the last meal request from reading up on what others took, plus cut downs on costs.
     

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    Vodka and pickled cucumbers/mushrooms and rye bread.
     
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    The heart of the judge, boiled.
     
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    allesclar Ancient Guru

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    A final reward for your crime?

    Jeez, no food, just get one with it!!

    But if i must, Single shot of Single Malt 20+ years old with one lump of ice. Enough for me. lol
     
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    I see a pattern there.
     
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    Pizza and a coke.
     
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    Consistency!
     
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    Human brains. (I guess that's why I'm on death row? :p)

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  12. Size_Mick

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    Steak of some sort. It really depends on what's available, though. I don' suppose they go super outta their way to make sure the prisoner gets only the finest food available on the planet. It probably has to be from somewhere within a reasonable radius from the prison. And in some parts of this country that's gonna limit your choices.

    Just for fun, if you do wind up on death row for some reason, you horrible bastard, ask for the rarest and most unlikely meal possible, to see how far they'll go to accommodate you. Maybe make a long list of choices in advance in case they reject your first few. Who knows, it might buy you a few more hours :)
     
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    I suppose salmon steak with rice and a fancy salad. Also a glass of red wine. I might ask for a cigarette but if I'm in prison there might be plenty of those around. Maybe some fancy cigars to try out before my final moments.
     
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    Thankfully we don't have such backward and savage punishment in my country (we have other problems), but I would be fine with a quarter pounder with bacon & cheese, fries and a light coke.
     
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    Within a mammoth apple pie, a freezer bag containing a Colt M1911A1 and a half-dozen loaded magazines. "Who wants a piece of pie, yo?"
     
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    Will you eat a gun and a bullets? o_O
     
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    Well, maybe Celci has an appetite for destruction :D
     
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