Is this going to be a Nuck Chorris thread? When Chuck Norris saw this: he said "Hold my beer!" to do this: and one year later this:
I am NOT afraid of Chuck Norris! What's he gonna do 'bout that? Do you honestly think he will come over to my house and slam my head on my keyboalklysklplwlpwsopwswsxcweddyxd Yes, he did! EDIT: Some pics: Just for @StewieTech
But... have you noticed that Bruce Willis was not on hospital bed? I bet he escaped through ventilation.
There is no such thing as the "big bang". Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the universe and told it to get a job. The world doesn't spin by itself. That's Chuck Norris jogging around the equator line. Kids tend to piss their names into the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name into granite. Chuck Norris always wins Poker, Snooker and Blackjack ... with Pokemon collectors cards. Aliens get abducted by Chuck Norris.
