gotta read it all between the lines, what i really meant is that i love how people forget porn stuff on their usb. phones and discover it in the WRONG moment, and if i knew a usb drive contain it, would never tell, wouldn't miss the show!
Had to fix the laptop of our local preacher (church thingie) and found out he had a )&@!#$(*load of clips with eels and other stuff going into holes they shouldn't. I still chuckle every time I see the dude Had an ex walk in on me after I took the liberty of walking around nude at home while my parents were gone. She was an hour early and my parents didn't lock the front door. Fun times And Elder III, did you report it? That stuff is waaaaayyy to dangerous and the kid should at least get a few hits with the bat. Unless it's the original movie, could be legal, dunno.
mine is me discovering someones stash. im 11 or 12, with the family at the local mall clothes shopping. my mom is busy with my little brothers so i go off to the mensroom to relieve myself and waste some time. there is one of those diaper changing stations mounted on the wall that pulls down like a hide-away bed. for no reason i pull it down and there happens to be a bunch of penthouse mags in there. i had seen playboys before at my friends house, but this was a bit more explicit...three ways and other much more raunchy stuff than seen in playboy. i tore a bunch of pages out since i couldnt take the mags and hide them on me. my mom ended up finding the torn out pages when she was cleaning my room months later. that was an awkward talk...the birds and the bees sooner than expected, all initiated by some kinky stuff found by accident in a department store bathroom.
11-12 is good time to have a talk about sex and what it is, even before. heck in today age a 6 years old knows almost everything, i once walked the street, and a little 7 years old boy was very BRAVE and told me "Your dick smells like Vagina", i looked at him and asked him if he knows what that means, but it had no results, as he repeat the word DICK like it was some kind of a god, little dumb boy
Ok.... Here goes.....>I knocked on the front door and she was naked!!!... So I ask if she called for computer service?...She said yes....Please come in!!! airbud out!.....
REMOVED - Guys please do not post sexual implicit GIFS/JPEGs etc in the forums. - H Please dont yellow card me^.....love you guys...:banana:
I actually didn't see what u put, but i hope it was good , it sparks my interest, pm me the pic if u want, but this thread should be purify out of those
I saw them let me just say that airbud7 is pretty much ass-obsessed airbud7, next time before you post pics of my wife dude please first PM me for permission, OK? I have a story to share here, but atm don't have a strenght to type my "short story" via tablet, it would took me hour or two at least, way to exausted after hour and half furious ice scating with kids, this old fart still has some old skills (although older kid left me eating the fog he left behind him), maybe tomorrow I'll share it.
Yes Sir^.....but you sent me those pictures of your wife a long time ago?...and my girlfriend is still Ugly :bang: Life with an ugly girlfriend Sux/ :bang:
I'm still waiting paycheck for those pics, till this day nothing has arrived and now you're even releasing them to public! :cussing: Damn, I should have known it would end up like this, at least HH saved my marriage removing them, thanks boss!
A couple of years ago I picked up my best bud's PC to upgrade something or troubleshoot, I don't remember. Either way I ended up stumbling upon a LOT of torrent files, a select few stick out in my mind. Yummy Diarrhoea Picnic Deep Kiss With Sh*t Lesbian Scat Dildo The mind boggles and also vomits profusely.
Doing the repairs in a computer store... ... I see porn every week. Occasionally you also have those guys who simply aren't embarrassed at all: "So yeah, I've been watching redtube alot lately on my phone, but now it's stuck... can you help me out??" Checks phone* Howly... about 30+ open chrome windows with nothing but porn. I also occasionally stumble upon home made porn of the actual customer. Once stumbled upon home made porn I had rather not stumbled upon... alot of penises and no vaginas.
When I am fixing someones computer and find a huge history visited porn websites in browser and they feel embarrassed about it (I don't ask of course, they often feel the need themselves to tell some weird ass story like how they catched a car mechanic browsing porn websites on their laptop) I just show them how browser incognito mode works and I think we understand each other Still no matter how many people I find out about is watching porn I still feel like I am the only one in the world having watched it
