Vader - I know what you're getting for Christmas Luke Luke - how do you know did you use the force Vader - no I felt your presence
Lols, though I share that train of thought to an extent. Just eat the meat from the store, no need to kill more animals for it (by hunting). Which reminds me of kind of a joke: A friend of mine (who doesn't hunt) was always pestered at work during duck hunting season and his co-workers kept asking him whether he's been duck hunting yet this year, every year. When he had enough, he answered: As soon as the ducks start shooting at me, I'll shoot back. Gotta like that logic
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!". "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first." Spoiler selfishly taken from /r/jokes
This is not entierly true. The fact is, that anything US politic related is hilarious. For example, "yes we can" and did things get better? Nah, they get worser. Another example is GWB speech about foreigh policy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcnKgcMAOPs Trump will be same BS ploy. It is not democracy, when you can elect, but cannot vote out of the office. ... man uses cat to get chicks
Can anyone remember a song that (I think) American parents often get their young daughters to sing for some sort of prom for kids I'm trying to explain to the gf after showing her this video, it reminded me of it, it's supposed to be cute, but it's really annoying and the kids are usually dolled up to sing it to win some sort of cute contest or something
