im drunk and also an idiot

I asked a question here and a moderator gave me a simple answer so I made a jokey comment back saying basically his answer wasnt enough to satisfy my needs, thats when I realised Im being a drunken idiot craving for humerous attention, anyone else do this kinda s*it or is it just me?

I also like eating cola bottle style candy's while getting really,,,,really high, also, is that just me?

 

yep its just you. try sour patch kids candy next time. they are much better.

 

It also wouldn't kill to maybe have a few more 'real' friends you can actually see, and do other things with if you get the gist :banana:

 

Prove it.

 

Go steal a cone, put it on some grass near a thin wooden fence, put your forehead on the cone and see how many times you can spin round it, and then try to jump over the fence

 

Hmm forget cola bottles, eat loads of chocolate about half hour before you start smoking then the high is incredible

 

But then you got no chocolate left for munchies

 

how about your show yourself and others abit of respect? If not, then perhaps think of someone else whos maybe got an illness or close to death who would like all the freedoms of health that you have. Then perhaps rethink your current activities.

 

Oh god.. these and sour keys are the BEST candy money can buy. I can gorge myself on them so bad.. its actully kinda gross.

Don't really need candy tho when I'm in a "state". I just enjoy it.. the flavour of the stuff is usually so good I wouldn't want to alter it anyway..

 

cartdog what are you on about? im diagnosed with schizophrenia, Ive also got something really bad going on in my lung area (nemothorax or something, anyway it hurts daily), today I happen to be drunk.
I regrettably made a wise crack to a mod because im drunk, I know this because I would never do it sober, I was wondering if other people do such idiotic things whilst drunken, even better I was Hoping some others would best mine and this would be a good thread, cheers for being the life of the party man, much kudos for you *thumbsup*


P.s CARTDOG my mother is in remision from luekemia, my aunt has MS, my friend has MS and I feel a real t*at because the best I can do is grow some ganja for them and be a good listening ear, dont dictate to me that crap alright, I KNOW people who suffer, cheers downerboy:bang:

 

Typing the whole medical history of your family doesn't make anything you did any better.

Seriously, I don't get why people get high and drunk enough to just do completely stupid and regretful things.

If theres things I hate besides dumb women that can't keep a conversation or disrespectful smokers, is people that get drunk and do drugs and are still proud enough to brag about it on an internet forum.

Sorry if it sounded harsh but this is just stupid.

 

Free guru therapy....you get what you pay for.
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I recommend furiously fapping to porn.

 

screw it then guys, thought people would go with this but sadly I guess it actually is just me that does crap like this at times, I dont drink much but I will say now that I am defo drunk and I was just posting random crap because I have nothing to do tonight, I posted that stuff about me because of cartdog's comment, I would never have done otherwise as Im not really into giving out personal info.

Close the thread please, I officially (feel really important when I say that) announce I will not be posting random crap and/or decent tech info here again (not that Ive had much info to give lol ) so I guess Im now a lurker of these forums, thats cool though as hillbert allways comes up with wicked reviews and the other mods are mostly cool and like seeing their posts as they crack me up.

anyhoo sit on a spike, love ya xxxx

 

Waking up and remembering this thread is gonna be a classic

 

Good. I sense much anger in you. Come to the dark side.