Birth control pills

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  1. Nato.dbnz

    Nato.dbnz Ancient Guru

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  2. Labyrinth

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    my god if this forum had rep id rep you RIGHT NOW :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
     
  3. ibitato

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    read the instructions, there are considerations you need to know
    one small mistake (like she pukes that day on the 1st 3 hours after taking it, or misses one day) and you can be in trouble

    she needs to carry them on the pourse and take them at the same hour every day, etc

    those pills are ok as long as you carefully follow the instructions and take the precautions that are written there.........

    even if you "pull it out" there are still risks, since you can have some fluids coming out before you get to the climax, with slow sperm count but it can be enough

    also, not all pills are equal ; some are 28 days, some are 30 days cicles

    if you both want to make sure, i suggest you move to the injections; it's the same but it's 1 a month and you don't have to be carefull with the pills
     
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    fischju I usually keep out of medical threads lately. I don't like to encourage people to goto guru3d for medical problems.
    But this one seemed harmless enough.

    The mild weight gain is really simple belly fats. The only people that are really effected by it, are those that don't do a few extra crunches to compensate, then it adds up.
    If she works out at all, it shouldn't be a problem.
    Theres a bit of water retention too, again, not a big problem.

    She should expect mild bleeding, accompanied by moodiness, every once in a while especially on the last few weeks as it starts to wear off.
    And of course a sore spot at the injection site for a couple days.

    Depo-provera is really my favorite. Long lasting, very effective, and no forgetting the pill. And parents can be there to make sure she gets it, so no 14 year old jerry springer baby makers.
    "You don't know me, i'm old enough to make my own decisions, you don't know me, Only me and my babies daddy knows me, who ever he is."
     
  6. John

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    Oh, dear.

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  7. Xendance

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    Some pills can make your gf quite moody. My gf had to switch pills three times in order to get proper ones for herself. Some pills can even make.... "it" dry >_>

    Edit: I'm quite baffled that someone doesn't know how the pills work :p
     
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    I am assuming this is one of those "how do i use my girlfriend" threads so..

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    You have to do it in her mouth within a day after she takes the pill. It helps the stomach lining absorb your specific mitochondrial DNA, and helps her system know what to reject.

    Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace.:nerd:
     
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    Here's an idea...

    Why don't you just never have sex, that way theres no chance of creating even more stupid people that don't know how contraceptives work...

    Seriously, words fail me.
     
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    Eww, vaginas are all wrinkly anyway, why get an old busted-up one that's even worse?
     
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    Fvckin A.
     
  14. IPlayNaked

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    Yeah I don't trust birth control myself.

    As my mom tells it, she was taking them as prescribed when I was conceived. Kinda ruins your ability to trust it at all when you consider you wouldn't be here if it hadn't failed.

    EDIT: I would also like to point out that "pulling out" is a pretty ineffective method of birth control.
     
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    hahahahahahaha!
     

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    You think that's bad, they actually outlawed sex-education in schools here in the US.
    At least in some states.

    So it's only going to get worse, a lot worse.
     
  17. Year

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    if you're one of the wet guys (medically speaking, you're a guy who produces lots of pre-cum when aroused.. not to be confused with your normal eiaculation) you could get her pregnant if a few drops fall into her vagina while you're busy pounding her, usually its filled with a very tiny amount of sperm so if any of these manage to make it through, you're screwed.

    so i always recommend to pee before having sex because urine will neutralize the pre-cum.. nothing is 100% foolproof but you greatly reduce the chance of having the girl pregnant ;)

    back to your question, yes the pill should do the trick.. just make sure she takes it and isn't lying, if nature purpose takes hold of her (give birth to a child) she might not take the pill and when she get pregnant she'll tell you to either accept it or go away.

    trust is good, but not trusting is better... trust me. :D
     
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    Lol, going to Guru3D for sex advice......For shame.

    As others have said, you don't have to pull out, but it isn't 100% guaranteed, nothing is. Although you can feel pretty comfortable as long as your GF has a good memory and remembers to take her pill monthly.
     
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    this is troll right god i hope so.
     
  20. Year

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    you're doing it wrong :grin:

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