Microsoft granted Page Up Page Down patent

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  1. Cybermancer

    Cybermancer Don Quixote

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    Source: http://www.itwire.com/content/view/20193/53/


    This is ridiculous...
     
  2. Stukov

    Stukov Ancient Guru

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    MS IS SOOO GREAT HAIL OUR OVERLORDS!!!



























    This message is brought to you by Microsofts "Re-Education" Program (which is also patented).
     
  3. morbias

    morbias Don TazeMeBro

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    damnit, I had to page down for that
     
  4. CommandrX

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    Then you owe MS some cash! :D
     

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    Lolz!!!!
     
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  7. Iarwain

    Iarwain Banned

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    They don't have the scroll wheel!
     
  8. F1refly

    F1refly Ancient Guru

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    who cares, almost everything out there is patented by some company.
    heck all companies have to pay 10 grand a year just to have HDMI interface on their products.
     
  9. mandex

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    i remember Ms trying to get a patent for the double click , yay \o\
     
  10. Iarwain

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    Which I don't mind at all. Someone had to do the R&D on HDMI, it didn't just poof into existence, they should be paid, and 10 thousand a year, for something that goes on TV and audio receivers is a very small price to pay.
     

  11. Alexstarfire

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    OK, HDMI might be OK.... but what about "page up" and "page down."

    Guess this is further proof.... like we needed any more.... that patents in the US are meaningless. I might as well go patenting spitting on the ground or walking. Hell, let's just make it something important like breathing.

    Well, every time you guys take a breath you owe me a penny.
     
  12. F1refly

    F1refly Ancient Guru

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    keyboard makers could rename page up and page down to something else?
    what about the windows key? they dont have a patent for that key too?

    i remember when the patent holder for .jpg or whichever one it was suddenly started yelling and wanted money..no maybe it was .gif file types
    but pretty much every little thing out there has a patent owner behind it.
    i dont see it as a big deal, i dont really see MS making any money off it less their going after Apple or something.

    but i dont use those keys...i have them binded to my G5 mouse..does that count as a use of a patent?
     
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    Well, I don't think they can patent words... so yes. You are breaking the patent.
     
  14. Cybermancer

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    I absolutely agree with that.

    ...except for the penny. I already patented breathing.

    Muahahahahaha :wanker:
     
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    lblrydr Master Guru

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    ill stick with holding my scroll heel its faster and better
     

  16. Year

    Year Ancient Guru

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    i had a pc in 98 where Page Down/Page Up pressed at the same time for more than 3 seconds would BSOD windowz. :D

    fail up.
     
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    hmmm i dont think iv ever used this advanced function
     
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    well they invented it ... it's WINDOWS for god's sake ... before that there was nothing

    They can get all the patent they want if it's legally ok !
     
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    Actually, it was around before DOS....
     
  20. d1fferent

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    Linux FTW lol,

    Even though I have vista ultimate 64 bit which is also microsoft! :(

    d1fferent,
     

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