Any easy and painless way to commit suicide?

As title.One plus:not too ugly.
Or please give me some forum/website about it.Use PM if necessary.
I don't mind criticism(I understand it,though).If you can understand a man's determination,please help me.
Please don't try to comfort me or persuade me our of it.The idea is appreciated but it won't make any differences.I've lingered long and think it's time to put it into practice.I have thought everything over.
However,this won't come true quickly.I'm planning to write a book to earn money for my parents and to encourage my sisters,preventing them from following me.This should be enough to prove that I'm calm enough.
And I ask that mods please don't close the thread if not necessary.
Thanks.Any help would be appreciated.

 

grab 2 pens, put one on each hole in yer nose, then bang your face on a table, the pen will go inside breaking your nostrils and killing you. happy now? go die. :devil: (hopefully you won't)

but why die without pain? you should go while screaming otherwise where's the fun?

 

WTF?? Is this some kind of sick joke??

 

I mean it.It's not a joke.
I don't make fame or earn pity by so.

 

"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
Just remember that.

 

Well,please give me some constructive answer.Jokes just add to my disillusionment.
And though the idea is appreciated,I've said,don't try to comfort me or persuade me our of it.It's not an impulse.

 

go here, the ultimate suicide techniques with how painful or not it is.


http://www.angelfire.com/pop/patdou/suicide.html

 

If you are serious about this, I think you need to speak to some soon. If this is some kind of way of getting attention, then that's pretty pathetic.