lol. Love that movie. More things to say before you die: -Of course I turned the gas off. -Who needs a safety harness? We're not that far off the ground. -Licensed electrician? I can't afford that. -I'll take the cheapest tires you've got. -I'll kick your @$$ -Inflammable is not the same thing as flammable. Things other people will say just before you die: -What do you mean you're married?! -Maury: "In the case of one year old 'so and so'... you are the father." -Fire in the hole! -RUN!!!!!!! -Is that supposed to be there? -I've never seen someone drink a whole bottle of whiskey that fast. -I'll bet you can't lift the washing machine.
"Right..this'l be piss....i clocked Broken Sword in a day so relax!!" "OK just chill.....i'v seen this bit on Grand theft auto!" or alternatively just say whatever this guy says, lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6MKAx-LmoU&mode=related&search=
"Im not stoned! If I was stoned could I do this...." "What you mean front wheel drives cant drift??" "Crap, outta beer. Ill be right back" "Thats not a coral snake! Its just a corn sna.." "Wow, not only does my coolant glow nicely, it tastes goo..." "My PSU stopped working, but I cant feel any loose wires" "Hurricane my a**, its not even a category 4" "WoW isnt addictive..."
see i told u i could fly wow hun u really do look fat in that dress i wonder wat this button does....... oh by the way i dont beleve in brakes that lion is as tame as my house cat.
1) To your ex...."no honey, the dress is fine.....you are a bit chubby though." 2) "I guess "lucky" isn't my middle name...." 3) "where did you say you got that coke from?" 4)"Wait, did you say NOT to cut the green wire?"
lol the walmart episode i remember that.( it think its called "something walmart this way comes") Orenda knows im sure oh and heres my new phrase "that is not a live wire."
"That was nice and all honey, but your sister was much better." And yes it was "Something Wal-Mart this way comes"
such a great thread lol such funny stuff here i read them all and get a good laugh i'll repost wen i can think of more
