What's wrong with Paramount?!?

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  1. Zapmaster

    Zapmaster Sherlock Guru

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    I just looked at the "Barnyard" trailer, and while it looks really good (and seems very funny), WHY DO COWS WITH MALE VOICES HAVE UDDERS? Seriusly, what a hell, it's very disturbing..... it blows my mind that they would produce the whole film purposly animating udders on what are supposed to be male cows. How!!!!!? Why!!!!? Now city kids will think that male cows produce milk. :eek3:

    Anyway, here's the trailer, check it out, other than that BIG problem it actually looks very funny: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/barnyard/
     
  2. anticitizen013

    anticitizen013 Ancient Guru

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    Genetic experiments gone wrong? :p
     
  3. orenda635

    orenda635 Ancient Guru

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    I saw that during Headlines on Monday's Tonight Show. That's what happens when you outsource annimators to Korea.
     
  4. Kyaner

    Kyaner Hellenic Guru

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    Erm cartoons r cartoons, there for not bound by any "logic" donkeys talk sheep fly etc, if any kid sees this film and believes that there are male cows (aka Bulls) then his/her parents haven't told him about the birds and bees yet...

    Either way, maybe these cows where smoking too much and got deep voices :p
     

  5. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    Wtf. For real? I mean, that's just stupid.
     
  6. dcx_badass

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    Aren't male cows bulls?
     
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    Exactly what I was going to write. There is no such thing as a male cow. That's like saying there is male girls. Doesn't make sence.
    Anyway there isn't such a thing as talking cows either so I guess when your going to leave reality there are no guidlines telling you when to stop.

    Besides kids don't realy have the same sence of gender as we do. When I was a kid I thought all dogs were male and all cats were female. It blew my mind when I found out my friends dog was female and was going to have puppies. It took me a good long time before I could grasp that concept and be comfortable with it.
     
  8. scoutingwraith

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    Again Anime......no comment
     
  9. shava

    shava Member Guru

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    Male cows do produce milk. :devil:
     
  10. silkiechic

    silkiechic Member Guru

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    Haha, so true.

    But as for the female cow with a testosterone problem, I don't think the average suburb or city kid would even notice at the targeted age group.
     

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    Sota Ancient Guru

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    Hahaha...that is retarded. It does look kinda funny though. Looks like another movie for my neice and I to check out :D
     
  12. TheGriffin

    TheGriffin Ancient Guru

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    WTF??????????
     
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    Valuga Ancient Guru

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    lol i wana see mail cow xD so and ppl are woundering why kids have bad adducation? well becos they look bad cartoons :D
     
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    Faiakes Master Guru

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    Could they be post-op cows? :)
     
  15. Omeguz

    Omeguz Maha Guru

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    Yea, I smell transexual bovines...

    Edit: I'm not joking, I do. I live somewhat in the country!
     

  16. CALIGULA

    CALIGULA Guest

    there are many bulls in this forums. they're the ones born under the sign of the Taurus. im not sure if they have udders though. in Spain bulls testicles are considered a delicacy. :D [​IMG]
     
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  17. silkiechic

    silkiechic Member Guru

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    Good ol' rocky mountain oysters. Forget which animal they are from exactally. Maybe deer or goat?

    Maybe I'll see it when it comes out on dvd. I saw some distorted chckens running around it in. Also saw a picture of the chickens looking happy when their farmer came out to feed them :p
     
  18. CALIGULA

    CALIGULA Guest

    actually its a Ram and Goat (Aries and Capricorn). hehe
    i also might watch Barnyard.
     

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