Chuck norris doesn't use computers for rosetta@home, he does the math in his head and types out the results fasther than the world's ultimate super computer.
Oh crap, more Chuck..will it never end? Just so I stay on topic, I will now say Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick and Chuck Norris once more.
Chuck Norris plays counter-strike, from a watch that he thought of, because physics are so scared of Chuck that the watch magically appeared on his hand only when he feels like playing cs @ 100fps.
... That's something of the lamest I've ever heard. Not even sure I fully understood it. :3eyes: Some of my favorites: The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the heck off. (Only cause I live on Slurpees) Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. *rolls on the floor*
Hahaha, those are some dang good ones Icebird. I've never seen the "Grim Reaper" one. That's hilarious
I had myself roooooooooolling.. I also like the: When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gives blood, he turns down the syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket. When Chuck Noris left the VIrgin Islands, they were renamed the Islands.
These two are funny to me... "Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it." "Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Sorry guys, but what's up with all this chuck norris stuff? What's the story behind it? If you let me know lol
