" Lets talk about sex " 18+ only

this thread is taking a weird direction :devil: i'd stop right here right now.

 

Why is Chii here? She can't fake orgasms! She is a machine and can't have sex or else all of her memories go bye bye because of where her switch is located!

I liked Chobits because at the end we all know Hideki will die a virgin loser.

...

Carry on, I guess.

 

yea i love the hummed version of the star spangled banner,is my fav. lol

i remember one of my old g/f's used to kick me off when she was done lol
but fake o's are nothing new to hurry you along
:banana: :boob: :mhp: :moon: :booty:

 

Well,I saw this photo today and liked it and wanted to post it,is that answer ok?
There is no male virgin in the world actually,you know what I mean.
Chobits is great to me,because it says,(Human shaped)computers are beautiful,tender,great companion of men,and that man CAN have true love with computer.
Had to admit that I'm an Otaku.
I don't regard computers as ordinary machine,even today's table PC is special to me.

 

Alright. Now that we're at page 5, I can start giving away true advice

For example:

1. Each greeting home should be followed by "Make me a sammich."
2. Each time upon entering the bed, you should declare "Make me a sexumz."
3. Each time upon exiting the bed, you should declare "Make me a sexumz.... again.... BITCH."
oh, and 4. Whenever you enter the house after a long day of work, if these steps have been followed correctly, your wife should be on her knees, naked, with a nice big sammich in her hands as tribute to you.

This way she will know who is her boss.

My gf wuld get a huge kick outta this thread ^^

 

afaik ur not 18
r u?

 

Yeah dammit i forgot this thread checked your ID......

 

can this be considered ahead of the game?? or foot in the grave?

Interesting how some guys could see this either way yknow
Nah I'm lucky. The best way to get to know about women is to spend lots of time with them. I can't help being a ladies man :mhp: But it helps to be tall dark and handsome..

When I read that, all I could do is crunch the real numbers.. those numbers being the percentage of men who duno WTF to do down there.

**tip for the kids out there** - Think playing the harmonica.. now, fall in love with that harmonica...

 

ROFL SATAN


wowo zach u have a huge e=penis

did u really show sydney this thats prety funny

and about that 4 step process....you have tried it with syndey? ROFLLLLLLLL

"TRUE ADVCE"

wow zach so jokes

 

that stops you?? lol

 

I didn't try anything at all. The only thing I even close to violated was the 18+ only rule, which obv has been violated a billion times by now. Read posts more plz Eric

OMG IM GONNA DIE BCUZ I LOOKED AT A THREAD ABOUT SEKS ZOMG
Nope

I'm pretty sure a bunch of the peeps posting aren't 18. Seeing sex in the title obv attracted my uninterrupted attention :eek3:

 

all i have to say.....is ROFL

 

mmmmmm

it helps to be black


black guys tend to get all the chicks NP

 

this person a guy??



hmmmm we need steroids in this convo, he has tons of experience IMO

 

TENACIOUS D LYRICS

"**** Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****in **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard
Hard

 

So much wrong with this post I'm afraid.

1. What you posted is a cartoon, not a photo. You can never have a relationship with a cartoon so please quit while you are ahead.
2. If, when you say "there is no male virgin in the world if you know what in mean" is implying that having a wank counts as losing one's virginity then please for the love of god get out of your house, off the computer, and interact with a human.
3. "(Human shaped)computers are beautiful,tender,great companion of men,and that man CAN have true love with computer." ..........huh.........no..........please stop before you further damage yourself.....

 

So you mean the nice lady from the webcam doesn't love me?

:...(

 

lol. What a crap thread.
Got as far as the first post....oh and i read mine. :bonk:

 

this thread is funny....aaaanyhoo i dont really have good advice, im just a playa