Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced.

that wasn't my point but ok.

 

Everybody fights over the tv remote.

 

oh I know!...it's just for some reason I don't feel sorry for them.

 

c:
cd \
dir *.$$$
copy *.$$$ d:\
del *.$$$
edit autoexec.bat
echo lol

 

This thread just keeps on giving.

 

Your GF didn't return yet so you are bitter to someone else?

 

Oh crap, how did I miss this:

They separated because they had trouble paying their Bills
.
.
... I'll go now, out the Gates...

Spoiler

not

 

Thus extraodinelle was born, @AsiJu the new Guru3D King Pun, pardon the pun, it was King Fun.
/I'll let myself out. What it will be, through the gate or the windows?
Me lean, Da thought the windows...

 

During Gates' lead Microsoft became di vorce to be reckoned with in operating systems.

 

Oh oh.......i got a new one....

In the divorce papers Melinda wants 900k a month, but Bill has stated 640k is all she will ever need.

Eh.......eh.......no......i'l get me coat. lol

 

Turns out to be a hoax, they were DOSsing around.

 

But look at the bright side, if Bill must move to a small bachelor pad, he can always use DoubleSpace.

 

I dont think anyone does tbh

 

I hear 'Bill Gates' i think about eugenics.

 

I hear Melinda always wanted to name their first son Linus but Bill said it's not compatible with his platform.

They tried for years to reboot after that but ultimately had to just format their relationship.

Rumor has it both of them had some fresh installs on the side before, though...
which was evident as both suspected the other was doing some XP elsewhere.

It was all downhill after 2000 anyway.

 

New week, new pun:

Bill and Melinda meet for the first time:

- Hi what's your name?
- Melinda
- me Bill

 

What's Bill Gates fave TV show........Dos Boat.........how is that for a topical references. lol

 

And, NSFW with Eddie Murphy:

Spoiler

 

Any PTA meeting has to be awkward now. hahaha...



*Epstein *cough* *cough*