Do you stand or sit when you pee at home?

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by sverek, Aug 4, 2019.

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  1. jbscotchman

    jbscotchman Guest

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    :eek: Where does it go?
     
  2. RealNC

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    Sit while peeing? No. I will stand even it means I'll have to spend the next 10 minutes cleaning up the goddamn mess I made. THAT is the price of freedom.
     
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    At first you're complaining forums have gotten boring, now you got the entertainment :D
     
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  5. airbud7

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    hahahahahaha!......See what you started sverek, a new challenge for everyone!......:p
     
  6. Serotonin

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    Thought I saw it all here. Wow. What a topic. Just wow.
     
  7. H83

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    You guys are scaring me... Just thinking about what Sverek is going to ask next makes me shiver...
     
  8. DocStrangelove

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    PREDATOR QUOTE !!!
     
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  9. DerSchniffles

    DerSchniffles Ancient Guru

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    I stand unless I have to poop. This is a strange thread haha. Im all in gents!
     
  10. XP-200

    XP-200 Ancient Guru

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    When you have a missues and have brought up 3 daughters you sit, easiet way to keep everyone happy, and thankyfully my frail male masculinity has managed to deal with it over the years. lol..........at work you stand because the male toilets have wall urinals, maybe every home should have a wall urinal for men as well as a normal toilet, maybe in the future it will become the norm.
     
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  11. airbud7

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    I've always wanted a urinal at home...

    any y'all have/ever used a bidet toilet?

    [​IMG]


    PS: cats are so stupid....

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    :D
     
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    Reminded me of a funny scene: 2broke girls se2 ep1,

    Sophie says to Oleg at auction: buy me something golden, I want to be covered in gold, I want a golden shower!

    XD
     
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  13. jbscotchman

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    LMAO!
     
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    Never in my life have I considered to pee while sitting on purpose, even though looking back at it, it might have made sense on some occasions... :oops:

    I have another question, how do you guys pee with a rock hard boner without making a mess? This is one of life's mysteries that have eluded me thus far. Sitting is definitely not an option here, for obvious reasons, lol.
     
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  15. CrunchyBiscuit

    CrunchyBiscuit Master Guru

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    I stand.

    Male privilege.
     
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    386SX Ancient Guru

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    Toilets are like servers: You have to trust them fully to get in touch with them. The more I do NOT trust the toilet (dirty ones, unknown ones, ones which are considered dirty because of location) the more I keep my distance.

    And I agree, it is easier to play mobile games while sitting.
     
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    Gotta say, there are few things that make shitting much nice experience: Japanese toilets and Finnish hand shower. I could live with either but couldn't live without either.


    Personally I don't see what's so nice about standing and peeping if it's possible to sit.

    (Currently posting this while doing my things...)
     
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    I'm doing this tonight :)

    I've sat a few times at home, mostly when hungover and too tired to stand.
     
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