Weirdest thing you've thought of while half asleep.

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  1. Kosan1123

    Kosan1123 Member Guru

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    We've all done it... sitting at our desk late at night (Or early in the morning) and we just zone out and start dreaming things that make absolutely no ****ing sense. So what have you thought of while zoning out or falling asleep?
     
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    hallryu Don Altobello

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    Dark bulbs (as opposed to light bulbs!) and waterproof pizza for eating in the shower.
     
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    ])rStrangelove Ancient Guru

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    having sexual activities out of the blue is one of my fav daydreams tbh. and i know i'm not alone. ;)
     
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    Year Ancient Guru

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    trying to eat a mango when suddenly the fruit started talking to me.

    also a rabbit turning into a bottle of water.

    [​IMG]
     

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    Off-topic but what the hell does your avatar mean OP! It's puzzled me for ages :(
     
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    Glidefan Don Booze Staff Member

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    probably that he farted ? :confused:
     
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    kapu Ancient Guru

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    I usually start talking nonsense , actually it does make sense but it's like someone else was saying it , i'm not using my words :p not the way i would say something.
     
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    Outrance Ancient Guru

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    Dark bulbs, as in an electrical device that darkens a room without the need for curtains or blinds. You know, that's not a bad idea!
     
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    This. Man I love it when that happens.
     
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    I have this recurring dream lately where it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.
     

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    Outrance Ancient Guru

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    Lay off the RPGs man ;)
     
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    This is no word of a lie, once i had a dream where a bunch of flying robotic women were taking over my town killing everyone, one was about to kill me so i asked it if i could have sex with it before it killed me, and it obliged haha! I thien woke up though :(
     
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    wiskerbizkit Master Guru

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    Fixed
     
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    scatman839 Ancient Guru

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    I usually just have conversations in my head when i'm zoned out, preparing in advance for interesting things to say which ultimately never happen
     
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    anticitizen013 Ancient Guru

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    Slightly off topic, but does anyone have a 'place' they goto in a dream, recurrently? For instance I have this mall/shopping centre that I dream about every so often. Usually there's something crazy going on. Once it was insurgents, another it was me running from something/one, and another still I was trying to find something (I think it was cotton candy). It's so weird. The human brain is so odd...

    When I woke up this morning I logged on to G3D as I always do and checked this thread and then went about getting ready. However during that pseudo sleep state I was in I didn't actually feel like myself. I felt like I was in someone else's body that just looked like me. Needless to say, it was very unnerving. On the plus side, I managed to score a lunch date with a pretty lady :D
     

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    Haha, i wish... it never got that far
     
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    Once upon a time I was having a lot of lucid dreams (must have been my sleep schedule back then or something) and in every single one, no matter where or when, I would try to get laid.

    There's something so wonderfully simplistic about the male mind.
     
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    wiskerbizkit Master Guru

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    I don't think thats a dream. I know I'm up for getting laid everywhere i go and often try.
     
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    Well yeah, but I mean it was like always the same kind of dream and never got boring :p

    "Hey, I'm back in High School. I think I'm gonna make today Topless Cheerleader Day!"

    Repeat with different places, girls, and acts.
     
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    The Laughing Ma Ancient Guru

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    Hoo boy add being half asleep to the wonders of hypoglycemia and you get some pretty fricked up thoughts. The worst one is the repeating Russian Doll Universe.

    It is hard to explain but the thought goes something like this. I think about getting something to eat to cure my low blood sugar, I think about the process needed to do it, but as I am doing it the world is zooming out away from me, it just keeps zooming out until it reaches a kind of galactic scale which is on the tip of something that is sitting on my bedside table, a pen or something and then it starts over with me still in bed next to this object thinking about how I am gonna go about curing my low blood sugar.

    Believe me it really is f*cked up as much as it sounds and their is usually a whole load of other crap in there and the primary over whelming fact is that I am trapped, usually the thing that brings me round is feeling my own very rapid heartbeat.
     

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