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Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by John, May 13, 2010.

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Neo Cyrus Ancient Guru

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黃仁勳 stole my 4090

I ran naked with a porn star because I'm gay... who the hell makes up this crap?

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I smoke weed with a clown because I stink lol!

Ok seriously, never tried weed and it wont happen in the near future.

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I shot a cookie jar because I'm sexy.
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WTF

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I killed a black guy because I'm sexy.

wut.

also, unintentional racism?:3eyes:

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I got married to a cookie jar because I'm sexy :S AWESOME!

Lot of black t-shirt wearing people here though.

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i killed santa claus because im sexy

Trolle, May 18, 2010

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i need a pornstar because i hate my life.

hahahaha

Iggyblack, May 18, 2010

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I married a jew because I was horny

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I ****ed Michael Jackson because that's what I am.

Oh Lord...

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I hate a dog cause thats what I am

yep full of the old self hate today!!

gonna lock myself in the barthroom and beat myself!

Li4m79, May 18, 2010

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I took a crap on a lesbian because I stink

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Trolle said: ↑

i killed santa claus because im sexy
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I ****ed Santa Claus becasue im sexy rofl

Hmmm did i do that before or after you killed him?!
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I did a blowjob to madonna because I smoked crack

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I took a crap on Barney the Dino because thats what I am

eh?

sk8zophrenia, May 19, 2010

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Woman Dies After Docs Miss Toilet Brush Embedded in Buttocks

A British mother died after a doctors failed to spot a 6-inch long toilet brush handle embedded in her buttocks, a judicial investigation into her death was told Tuesday.

Cindy Corton, 35, was left with the bizarre injury after a drunken fall in a friend's bathroom in 2005, but doctors missed it — even after taking X-rays.

It was two years before Corton, who was in constant pain, was able to convince doctors that the thin serrated plastic handle was stuck in her flesh.

By then, what should have been a routine procedure to remove it, had become much more dangerous because the handle was embedded in her pelvis.

After two unsuccessful operations in 2007, the mother-of-one was in such agony that she agreed to undergo further surgery in June 2009, despite being told it could be fatal.

Corton spent more than 10 hours in surgery at Queens Medical Center in Nottingham, England, but died from massive blood loss.

Doctors who first saw her at Lincoln County Hospital and Grantham Hospital, both in central England, were slammed for "serious errors."

"It was a significant foreign object,” West Lincolnshire coroner Stuart Fisher said. “It is difficult to image anything more significant."

Corton's husband, Peter, 61, is taking legal action.

"OK she was drunk, but they didn't take her seriously,” he said. “She showed them the wound, but they didn't do a proper examination. I think it was probably down to the hospitals trying to save money and doing things as cheaply as possible."
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593111,00.html

I guess this is where I should extol the virtues of socialized medicine, but I will just keep it to myself.

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* shakes head *

She's an idiot for not seeing another doctor in the 2 year period.. ? Wouldn't you go to a doctor in that 2 year period of having pain day in and day out ?

And if doctors didn't believe her enough to check, then they should all have a plastic handle jammed up their ass.

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I killed Michael Jackson because I'm sexy.

Dr. Conrad Murray took the heat .

dark_surge, May 19, 2010

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wtf

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toilet rape reminds me of a scene from deep rising =p

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Neo Cyrus said: ↑

Apparently May 20th is draw Muhammad day.
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I, politely ask all Guru's here please dont join this here, as in this forum.

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