3 word story

I felt like we needed something fun to do while we're bored, working, or for whatever time you might find appropriate. :banana:

So let's have a thread where we make up our own story using 3 words at a time. Please do not under any circumstances use more or less than 3 words, and do not doublepost.

I'll start out (bolded):


I was drunk

 

With a dog

 

and got laid

 

in the street

 

while tripping balls

 

. It was cool.

 

Without my pants

 

This is stupid.

 

only with you

 

this is spam

 

but Spam's delicious

(hope that doesn't count as four )

 

On white Bread

 

"but" I wasn't hungry

 

back to the street...

 

and make money

 

for an orphanage

 

and fight chickens

 

which I raped.

 

...but didn't like

 

the feel of