" Lets talk about sex " 18+ only

MDK_Snipe - use the edit button, don't post 3 times in a row, and welcome!

And i've read the 1st post, and the 4th and 5 th pages thats it.

 

I'd just like to add that you should give her some booze first before striking her with a blunt object.... ya know, it dulls the pain a little.. would'nt want to be insensitive :boozer:

 

Can't say No if they're unconscious.

++It's not rape its suprise sex.

 

If this thread is any indication of the truth then: some of you guys + sex = snowballs + hell.....

 

And no, Snipe isn't new

 

Well, if you're looking for a meaningful relationship that's not going to work for very long.

 

Just one cardinal rule regarding sex with a woman who you haven't already slept with:

Before heading "south" for a little oral spelunking, a scratch-and-sniff test is always recommended.

It could save your olfactory sense and a shot of penicillin. :thumbup:

 

LMFAO i do that every ****in time too lol i dont use condoms so i scratch n sniff n do my ****in investigations before i **** a chick or go down town

 

Good god man, reading at work.....trying not to blow coffee out my nose.......

 

Lol, always use condoms brother. They're not 100% effective but they are far better than nothing.

ROFL! Glad to be of service. :cheers: As a guy who "sowed his oats" quite thoroughly before getting married(working for 6 months including Spring Break at a night club in Daytona Beach didn't hurt), I can confidently say that my unofficial "rule" is quite valid. :smoke:

 

Well, so do us "Italian Stallions". Where I'm from it's usually the skanky broads or the girls with "daddy issues" that venture to the dark side. No offense, just something I've picked up along the way. I'm not saying their isn't any perfectly healthy relationships but they are usually not the norm. Again, in my neck of the woods(the city). Btw, this is cliche but one of my best dudes is black. He's dated girls of all colors(and lots like you said) and I've never had a problem. That's actually how I know what I know.

 

Why Any Mod Closed This Topic Yet?

 

ever since this topic open i knew alot of people will spam to hell on this topic. that why i post closed. good day.

 

If you don't like it, tough. Find another thread to peruse. A little good-humored fun based upon the most basic of human instincts is never a bad thing. You come off sounding like one of the "haven't seen one since I popped out of one" people.

 

Somewhat related to satch's advice, never go down on some girl you just met and always use a condom. Go down on your wife and if she stinks then you married the wrong person.

 

My dad always told me that if you can smell it before you see it don't f*** it.

My buddy calls your technique the 'scratch, sniff then taste test'.

 

Running with the current topic of funky down under, don't be a sourpuss nvidiafreak.

 

Lol, I was trying to impart the same general idea but in a somewhat less direct form....

Good one Unc!

 

i have never given oral down south to a girl and i'm not planning too because all the Food i ate through these 29 years will be reversed inside her hole.

i tend to fast-forward that part in pr0n movies too

 

Your loss..... :approval: