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Question How do I get girlfriend? - 02-11-2014, 04:51 | posts: 1,818

How do I get girlfriend? What am I doing wrong? I hope this isn't a can of worms? I realize this probably sounds funny, but serious please.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 04:54 | posts: 4,491 | Location: Recife, Brazil

Why do you need girlfriend, when you already have an i7?
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 04:56 | posts: 1,015 | Location: Bremerton, WA USA (GO HAWKS!)

Just get a f*** buddy. Relationships are overrated.

...but really, if you have to ask.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 04:59 | posts: 1,973 | Location: UK

- Money
- Looks
- Large package
- Confidence

Have at least two of these things.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 05:02 | posts: 274 | Location: southern California, U.S.

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- Money
- Looks
- Large package
- Confidence

Have at least two of these things.
Confidence seems to be the major selling point in picking up women. But I wouldnt rush it, and dont be obviously desperate when talking to women they (most of them anyways) dont like that. Relax learn from each time your turned down and youll figure out what works for you.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 06:05 | posts: 786

Depends on whether you really want to end up in an unstable or even shallow relationship too. Personally, I couldn't dick around with short term crap- I'd much rather try for something lasting, which is what I've gotten. I've had much more respect for types who are together for 50 years or the like. Compared to just thinking with your dick. But, that's just me.

To any regard it'd start just as it would a friendship. "Do you even have anything in common? Same background?" and whatever.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 06:39 | posts: 2,515 | Location: Bournemouth

Girlfriends are over-rated. They take up all your time and eventually all of your money.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 06:42 | posts: 6,683 | Location: Portland, Oregon

Have a job and a car. No money, no honey.

Then just talk to new people wherever you go. Even a quick comment can start a lenghty conversation. Conversating more with strangers adds to your confidence, which will make you wuss out less when you see someone that you are interested in.

Although, being single is kinda awesome because I have money and can do whatever I want.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 06:54 | posts: 247 | Location: UK

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What am I doing wrong?

urm, that's very easy, your posting on guru3d asking how to get a girlfriend.


Your broken.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 06:57 | posts: 2,082 | Location: USA, Pennsylvania

Or do what I did and confess to your high-school crush after graduation. Also helps if you are into the same things. Believe it or not, there are people of the opposite sex with your PC hardware and PC gaming likes. And I lived in a redneck, backwater, dead suburb called Honeybrook.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 07:00 | posts: 7,493 | Location: GTA, Canada

Treat them like crap, they love it. They'll swarm to you like flies.

Tested in every country on earth and it holds true in every single one.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 07:47 | posts: 13,636 | Location: Devon, In A Little Town.

Just use any of the Guru3D portfolio of techniques (in order of success rate):

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Always impresses the ladies!
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Paint thunder bolts on you're penis. Never fails to impress.
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I find knowledge of railway timetables works well.

Impress her especially with knowledge of her local services and the exact rolling stock involved.


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Default 02-11-2014, 07:59 | posts: 290 | Location: Calif.

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How do I get girlfriend? What am I doing wrong? I hope this isn't a can of worms? I realize this probably sounds funny, but serious please.
Go to the Gym for several months, before I when to the gym all I got was rejection, after several months of going to the gym, I started getting chased by Megan Foxes.
Females throwing themselves at me offering to let to do any sex act I want to with them, they even offered to do threesomes with other females.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 08:29 | posts: 129 | Location: Singapore

Do you want a lasting relationship or just a f*ck buddy? Cuz they come differently.

Relationship > Go out with friends more often. Meet more people so you get to know them. Eventually you'll find a girl who you really want to be with. But only happens after you get to know her. You may be surprised she don't necessarily have to look like a supermodel. You want the right girl and not some random gold digger or the loose type who sleeps around.

F*ck buddy > If you're the rich and affluent, confident or good looking kind of guy you shouldn't have a problem getting a few. Socialize more, go to happening places where you find girls who just want to have fun and nothing serious. You don't want to hook up with a girl who is after a serious relationship. Because when you turn her down you feel bad and she might torment you.

Last but not least, its always good to keep fit and work on your career. Benefits you even if you are not after any girl.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 09:20 | posts: 782 | Location: UK

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How do I get girlfriend? What am I doing wrong? I hope this isn't a can of worms? I realize this probably sounds funny, but serious please.
What are you doing wrong? Everybody is different but girls can smell desperate a mile off. Don't treat every conversation as an opportunity to pull. Be cool and get comfortable chatting to girls. Learn what they like to talk about and how they work. Also, be a man, not a pussy. Girls like men!
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 09:28 | posts: 3,893 | Location: Finland

confidence yes, without that you are just no ones man

confident is sexy anyways.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 10:28 | posts: 9,805 | Location: United kingdom

Jesus another one of these threads.....why oh why would you ask this question here anyhow.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 12:57 | posts: 4,403 | Location: Toledo Ohio

Dig a hole and fill it with ash
Spread peanut butter around the edges
When a girl begins to eat the peanut butter, sneak up behind her and kick her in the ash hole.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 13:01 | posts: 18,331 | Location: Turkey

u need to be social. not online. in real life. girls r mostly social. and more social activities u do, more chances u meet with people.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 13:07 | posts: 5,810 | Location: 127.0.0.1

Get rid of your PC lol

Making them laugh has always worked for me
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 13:08 | posts: 4,403 | Location: Toledo Ohio

Go for the fat chicks. They're slower and easier to capture.
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 13:08 | posts: 16,118 | Location: US East Coast

The right girl doesn't care about your money, looks or "package"....but they will notice confidence and respond to it. You really do need to logout and go hang out with friends. Social places are the best to meet girls. They don't necessarily have to have the same interests. You just have to learn to enjoy (or at least tolerate) their interests.... Me and my wife are completely different but have been together almost 9 years.....and I was lacking in both the looks and money....still am....lol


   
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Default 02-11-2014, 13:12 | posts: 9,805 | Location: United kingdom

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They even offered to do threesomes with other females.
Been there done that before i got married
   
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Default 02-11-2014, 13:42 | posts: 8,878 | Location: The Zone

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Girlfriends are over-rated. They take up all your time and eventually all of your money.
Lol, hopefully this is a joke. Otherwise you're the standard jaded guy who's mad that someone broke up with them. Good relationships, while hard to find, are more than worthwhile.

As for how to get one, that's a tough question. You have to be good looking or funny.
   
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