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Default Do You Even Lift? - 07-15-2013, 21:42 | posts: 1,880

Bodybuilder Shot A 20 Year Old Guy For Asking Him “Do You Even Lift?”

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A 25 year old Bodybuilder who was hitting the “Gold´s Gym” on a monday morning in South Carolina (Charleston) was offended by a 20 year old random guy on the parking place after arriving to his local gym. When the random guy asked him for no reason “Do You Even Lift?” the Guy did not hesitate and ran angry to his Car to get his gun out and shot the offender in his left knee.

The police asked the shooter why he has done that, he admitted that he was busting his ass off for his bodybuilding competition and couldn´t handle such a statement from someone who doesn´t even look like he could lift a coke bottle.

Doctors also found out that the shooter consumed a overdose of a strong pre-workout which has been found in his blood and might caused his rage and unconscious acting.



The victim has been hospitalized and feels better now.

and the moral of it is - Don´t underestimate a bodybuilders feelings !
http://www.bodybuildinglexicon.com/?p=2141

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Default 07-15-2013, 21:47 | posts: 11,313 | Location: Finland

This happend a while ago...

Anyways, dont underestimate the people who take
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overdose of a strong pre-workout
or other ****. Their heads might not work properly.
   
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Default 07-15-2013, 22:00 | posts: 1,495 | Location: United States

Lmfao
   
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Default 07-15-2013, 22:04 | posts: 1,401 | Location: Portugal

Next time i go to the gym and there´s this guy who´s making that loudy "ahhhhhhhhy" as he lifts, i might ask the same. See what happens.
   
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Default 07-15-2013, 22:10 | posts: 5,487 | Location: FLA,USA

If the guy could "barely lift a coke bottle" why use a gun? Would have been funny had he tried to fight the guy and ended up hospitalized by the "weakling".
   
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Default 07-15-2013, 23:47 | posts: 10,440 | Location: Dundee, Scotland

Had a good laugh at this, mad person.
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 07:12 | posts: 1,056 | Location: Somewhere in Scotland

Dunno if these types attempt to bait the rest of us in my town by sporting a small rose tattoo on their right ankle, as many girls do, but it doesn't seem to work.
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 07:27 | posts: 10,371 | Location: Not Minneapolis

Ah, roids. . . .
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 07:29 | posts: 649 | Location: W.A.K.T

I so miss my Jack3d.
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 08:09 | posts: 2,211 | Location: far,far from home

   
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Default 07-16-2013, 08:42 | posts: 2,940 | Location: MD/CA

Does the OP play APB Reloaded or something?

Your name is really ESPHack?
what's your name in apb reloaded
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 12:01 | posts: 200

Are you really as beautiful as that, General?
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 16:03 | posts: 1,322 | Location: UK

Has anyone ever told you you're angry when you're beautiful?
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 18:45 | posts: 2,940 | Location: MD/CA

no, that's a porn star in my avatar, but i do happen to know her offline. My gf is good friends with alot of porn stars, who i eventually happen to meet.
But back to the post, i am curious do the op play apb and use hacks lol
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 19:06 | posts: 3,954 | Location: Cheshire, England

Talk about going over the top...

 Click to show spoiler

   
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Default 07-16-2013, 20:23 | posts: 243

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Originally Posted by The General View Post
no, that's a porn star in my avatar, but i do happen to know her offline. My gf is good friends with alot of porn stars, who i eventually happen to meet.
But back to the post, i am curious do the op play apb and use hacks lol
Wait! How the hell can you just change topics after a post like this?
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 20:45 | posts: 2,940 | Location: MD/CA

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Wait! How the hell can you just change topics after a post like this?
Some crazy guy shot someone for asking a dumb question, so the OP name caught my attention, so i ask him a question , he never gave a reply, someone else went off topic and ask me about the avatar i ask, so i answer the question.
What more on the topic do we need to discuss?

But feel free to continue.
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 20:49 | posts: 2,078 | Location: UK

A fair response, "do you even lift" is getting as annoying as "u mad bro".
   
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Default 07-16-2013, 21:48 | posts: 2,940 | Location: MD/CA

I like saying u bro bro, or are you mad bro, or bro you mad or mad cuz bad
hahaha
   
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