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Talking The most epic threads of guru3d.com - 11-17-2012, 13:28 | posts: 191 | Location: Refrigerator

i was bored at home. so i put together these threads for some laughs.

MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T EATING/DRINKING ANYTHING

Not trying to to make fun of OPs, its just that these threads are so funny i couldn't resist sharing-

http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=370356
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=361180
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=366360
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=365277
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=330033
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=368612
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=290569
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=308197
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=231680
(this one made my sides hurt)
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=321071

all the threads(except 1st one) created by this guy
   
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airbud7
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Default 11-17-2012, 14:08 | posts: 2,880 | Location: Evans Ga,USA

I just revived one...Cool stuff...
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 14:30 | posts: 24,038 | Location: NZ

Meh...most of those threads are a bit lame imho.

If I could be bothered looking I'd show you what an epic thread really looks like.

Ask any old-timer here about "sharders" and they'll prob have a little chuckle to themselves.

Last edited by Pill Monster; 11-17-2012 at 14:50.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 14:42 | posts: 761 | Location: Pacific Ring of Fire

Lol @ the thread with all the asses.

Mega lol @ masturbation thread ahhaha
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 15:14 | posts: 1,187 | Location: Indonesia

The thread about the webcam is also funny

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Default 11-17-2012, 15:15 | posts: 2,865 | Location: The Freak Show - Earth.

I may have woke the neighbors up with my laughing.

There were a few I never got a chance to comment on (not happy about that lol) but what interests me more is just how many members were banned. Which leaves to asking how some of you buggers have lasted this long.

And I knew something wasn't right about "Tranceholic".
   
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Pill Monster
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Default 11-17-2012, 15:56 | posts: 24,038 | Location: NZ

Hmm, I was looking for the "Vagina's" thread but can't seem to find it.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 15:59 | posts: 2,865 | Location: The Freak Show - Earth.

^Oh please do.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 16:14 | posts: 9,769 | Location: UK

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Hmm, I was looking for the "Vagina's" thread but can't seem to find it.
Yeah the search feature in this forum is messed up badly, it only includes some results it should.
Most of my searches dont find what I want so I end up using another way to find them.
A few times I didnt ever find what I wanted.

ps hows the car thief issue coming along?

Cool thread btw
   
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Pill Monster
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Default 11-17-2012, 16:33 | posts: 24,038 | Location: NZ

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Yeah the search feature in this forum is messed up badly, it only includes some results it should.
Most of my searches dont find what I want so I end up using another way to find them.
A few times I didnt ever find what I wanted.

ps hows the car thief issue coming along?

Cool thread btw
Funny you should ask....I got it back but the thieves vanished.....read from post #21 for the sequel http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=371076

Also, OT but I'm watching End of Watch atm...halfway through and I give it a solid 10/10 rating. Unmissable.

Last edited by Pill Monster; 11-17-2012 at 16:50.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 16:53 | posts: 7,727

Anyone remember Bubba O'Riley? I think that was his name. Tried looking for some of his posts but can't seem to find anything.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 19:49 | posts: 15,284 | Location: UK

Doesn't ring a bell but how about Twinke Masta?

Not gonna post any links but there was so much hate, bans and falling out back then, circa 04. It was like an inter-forum soap opera.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 19:51 | posts: 7,727

I ran into Twinke on a couple of hardware forums. I've never seen someone post so much nonsense so frequently.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 19:57 | posts: 15,284 | Location: UK

So true. I just found this as well: http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread....threadid=92979 which links to this: http://www.rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33764923 Which is one of our old mods posting on Rage3D about whether he should leave with other Guru3D rejects posting in agreement, lol.

Please remove if this is inappropriate, but there was loads of drama back then... the threads now are just childish.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 20:05 | posts: 2,329 | Location: Netherlands

Who cares about those threads when there are people with SERIOUS PROBLEMS?!?
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 20:05 | posts: 7,727

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So true. I just found this as well: http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread....threadid=92979 which links to this: http://www.rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33764923 Which is one of our old mods posting on Rage3D about whether he should leave with other Guru3D rejects posting in agreement, lol.

Please remove if this is inappropriate, but there was loads of drama back then... the threads now are just childish.
I remember that, lol.

There were a few others that I can't quite place a name too. MicroMini used to be a pain in the arse, I can't remember what happened (if anything) to him.
   
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Default 11-17-2012, 20:54 | posts: 1,309 | Location: Portugal

Guess we have a troll general behind troll operations uh?
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 02:16 | posts: 4,779 | Location: Washington DC

The sharders thread should be on that list. Also the "Help my Khajiit has a penis" thread should definitely be on there.
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 02:18 | posts: 24,038 | Location: NZ

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The sharders thread should be on that list. Also the "Help my Khajiit has a penis" thread should definitely be on there.
I agree, but that was way before the OP's time.....

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Meh...most of those threads are a bit lame imho.

If I could be bothered looking I'd show you what an epic thread really looks like.

Ask any old-timer here about "sharders" and they'll prob have a little chuckle to themselves.
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 08:43 | posts: 191 | Location: Refrigerator

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Lol @ the thread with all the asses.

Mega lol @ masturbation thread ahhaha
Don't forget this thread of yours
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 08:46 | posts: 191 | Location: Refrigerator

One simply does not forget this thread.
I'm sure most of the guys here remember Cyberpaddy. He's the bbiggest troll we've ever had, till today he has created just one thread related to computers. Check out Cyberpaddy' troll threads-

http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=304126
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=349370
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=321956
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=304862(this is lame)
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=358331
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=311093(this one's epic)
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 08:51 | posts: 191 | Location: Refrigerator

And pill monster, try to find those vagina threads that you're telling us about. Lets all have a good laugh.
Some FAIL threads-
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=357404
http://forums.guru3d.com/showthread.php?t=309591
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 08:54 | posts: 10,365 | Location: Not Minneapolis

Most of the best threads were deleted. Like the spam thread, which was so big it threatened to crash the DB
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 09:01 | posts: 191 | Location: Refrigerator

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Most of the best threads were deleted. Like the spam thread, which was so big it threatened to crash the DB
Hey don any chance of making this thread a sticky?
   
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Default 11-18-2012, 09:05 | posts: 191 | Location: Refrigerator

Why you shouldn't install mods like crazy.
   
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