Giving Stool Samples (Degrading?)

LedHed

Am I the only one who finds pooping into a container at your house and then using the provided "spoon" scoop your own feces into medicine bottles completely disgusting and degrading.

They really need to figure out a better way to do this.

volkov956 · *Last edited by volkov956; 10-08-2007 at 22:24.*

uhm never had to do it and why may i ask do they need your crap sample.....

But you should go to the hospital to take a crap and after your done give them a spoon and say have a good fishing trip lol i dunno sorry thats childish but meh

Joey · 10-08-2007, 22:21 | posts: 4,183 | Location: Cambridge, England

I've never had to do it. I can imagine that it's fairly degrading... the other one is the old "doctor's hand up your ass" prostate exam. That's got to be worse.

Ageing doesn't really appeal.....

LedHed · 10-08-2007, 22:30 | posts: 6,828 | Location: North Carolina, USA

they need it because I've been having bad stomach problems lately.

scipio · 10-08-2007, 22:35 | posts: 3,887 | Location: NorCal

Would you rather them go in and manually extract it?

LedHed · 10-08-2007, 22:40 | posts: 6,828 | Location: North Carolina, USA

haha

ogheeren · 10-08-2007, 22:43 | posts: 244 | Location: Aachen, Germany

Well, just do it, it is not a big deal. I know it is not funny but how do you think someone feel with an ostomy or a paraplegic who can't handle his business on his own and has other people clean up his ass? Stop crying and spoon your ****, wuss.

joe187 · 10-09-2007, 01:27 | posts: 284 | Location: in your nightmares

Just something i'd like to point out, even though it may be degrading, don't you find your intestinal problems more degrading? At least it has a chance to help you. In this case i would say, be a monkey and fling that poo!

nm+ · 10-09-2007, 01:54 | posts: 10,250 | Location: Not Minneapolis

You know what too much info is?
Its this.

Googie · 10-09-2007, 02:10 | posts: 806 | Location: United States

I've read it all now sh*t on a tech forum unbelieveable.

dB · 10-09-2007, 02:13 | posts: 2,448 | Location: ROCHESTER, NY

Yeah this thread is by far one of the most oddest.

LedHed · 10-09-2007, 02:22 | posts: 6,828 | Location: North Carolina, USA

Quote:

most oddest

haha nice

Dojomann · 10-09-2007, 02:41 | posts: 3,637 | Location: Windsor, ON, Canada

Double superlative = epic win.

Well at least you're playing with poo for a reason. There's people out there that do it for fun. Don't sweat it.

bigpipe · 10-09-2007, 02:47 | posts: 3,674 | Location: Atlanta

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey

I've never had to do it. I can imagine that it's fairly degrading... the other one is the old "doctor's hand up your ass" prostate exam. That's got to be worse.

Ageing doesn't really appeal.....

Ya, thats probably no fun for the doctor or patient, but if he puts more than one finger up there, one or the other is probably is liking it.

You would be suprised how much they can lean about a person from the stool, it's kinda like looking a the spark plugs in a car to see how the combustion is doing.

I never posted in the SPAM thread so I guess posting in the poop thread will make it even out. Thats wierd uh?

LedHed · 10-09-2007, 02:54 | posts: 6,828 | Location: North Carolina, USA

I've never posted in the SPAM thread and I made the poop thread, so I win

BigBlockTowncar · 10-09-2007, 03:03 | posts: 1,421 | Location: USA

Quote:

Originally Posted by LedHed

Am I the only one who finds pooping into a container at your house and then using the provided "spoon" scoop your own feces into medicine bottles completely disgusting and degrading.

They really need to figure out a better way to do this.

you should have just told the doctor to hold his/her hands out

Googie · 10-09-2007, 03:18 | posts: 806 | Location: United States

Oo goodie another pearl of wisdom

llerenaprincipe · 10-09-2007, 03:21 | posts: 7,506 | Location: Carrollton,Ky

its gross
but u just have to get used to it man

jason_20087 · 10-09-2007, 03:23 | posts: 378

we talking about stool samples, i went into a bar one time and there were loads of stools around the bar, i could go back some time and take some pics for you guys if your intrested, not sure how many samples you want though

The Kyle · 10-09-2007, 05:16 | posts: 4,113

bigpipe · 10-09-2007, 05:22 | posts: 3,674 | Location: Atlanta

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Originally Posted by The Kyle

Hey Kyle how would you like a seat?

Devolution · 10-09-2007, 05:42 | posts: 2,056 | Location: Flowery

This is without a doubt the worst thread ever.

Valuga · 10-09-2007, 05:45 | posts: 1,580 | Location: Finland

you said it =)

LedHed · 10-09-2007, 14:34 | posts: 6,828 | Location: North Carolina, USA

This thread is proof that the avg person would find this degrading. Hell most of the people find the thread title degrading, haha.

Funkmaster_A · 10-09-2007, 20:00 | posts: 1,176 | Location: TX

Just rejoice in the fact that modern medical advanes allow them to obtain any info from your crap. You were going to take a **** anyway, you might as well benefit from it.